Collegebound

Dora Rage

Yuri didn't always spend the night in Yuya and Yugo's dorm, due to the dorm rules of no overnight visitors for more than three nights in a row, but it was damn close to always. Every three nights he'd return to his own dorm, but he'd be back in Yuya and Yugo's dorm first thing in the morning.

One morning, Yuya stepped out of his bedroom to find Yuri watching Adventures with Dora on TV in the living room. Why Yuri was watching a little kid show, the tomato had no idea. But he wasn't judging the cabbage. Said cabbage didn't appear to be enjoying the show very much anyway.

"Do you see the red barn?" Dora asked on TV. Yuri scowled. "It's right behind you, Dora!"

"Where?" Dora asked. Yuri pointed at the TV. "It's right there it's... Dora, it's right behind you!"

"Let's check the map!" Dora said. Yuri threw a pillow at the TV, sputtering in frustration and rage. "DORA! You IDIOTIC melonheaded CHILD! You don't need to ask Map! JUST LOOK BEHIND YOU!"

Yuri didn't normally get this angry this easily. Sure, he would get frustrated with Yugo sometimes since Yugo intentionally pushed his buttons, and of course his rage at his roommate from hell was completely justified. But most of the time Yuri kept his cool and was pretty calm. But apparently Adventures with Dora was one of the few things that could consistently piss him off.

Yuya walked over to the sofa and sat down, wrapping his arms around Yuri to calm him. "Why don't you watch something else, if that show's making you mad?" he suggested. Yuri pouted. "I can't. The remote is all the way over there on the coffee table, and I don't feel like getting up to grab it."

Yuya chuckled and got up to grab the remote. Yuri's pouting intensified at the sudden loss of Yuya cuddles, but when Yuya bent down to pick up the remote Yuri immediately cheered up, smiling as he admired the view. Yuya blushed brightly when he noticed Yuri staring at his butt, gently smacking the cabbage's shoulder and handing him the remote. Yuri just grinned in response to the smack, taking the remote and changing the channel on the TV to a reality TV garden sculpture competition.