Talking dishwashers

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2:12PM

Jisung: GUYS I THINK THE DORM IS HAUNTED

Chan: what happened now

Changbin: i saw it happen and boy was it stupid

Jisung: THE DISHWASHER WAS TALKING TO ME

Hyunjin: HUHAKVSGVABLVOEDC

Chan: erm what did it say? im pretty sure it was the rinse cycle or something

Jisung: it said bom digi digi bom bom bom bom

Felix: uh yeah sorry that was me

Chan: oh ok- WAIT WHY WERE YOU IN THE DISHWASHER?!?!

Changbin: he wanted to wash himself but was too lazy to shower

Minho: i mean id understand if it was hyunjin

Jisung: that giraffe?

Hyunjin: shut it squirrel

Chan: stop hanging out with the wrong people

Seungmin: go to bed grandpa

Hyunjin: LMAOO

Felix: what does lmao mean hyun?

Hyunjin: idk

Minho: laughing my ass off

Jisung: WAIT NO I LIKE YOUR ASS PLEASE DONT LAUGH IT OFF

Minho: wish i couldnt read

Jeongin: thats your fault you let him grope your ass

Chan: im questioning my existence

Seungmin: of your hair?

Jeongin: fix the receeding hairline its not a good look

Seungmin: thats my boy

Minho: your boy? have you turned to a wise old man or something

Jeongin: thats chan

Seungmin: without the wise

Chan: brutal

Seungmin: quite intended

soon-to-be graduate: yall weird af

Jeongin: where did u come from

soon-to-be graduate is typing

soon-to-be graduate: the moon

Hyunjin: u beat seungmin there

soon-to-be-graduate: he wants to be an astronaut?

Seungmin: what no

soon-to-be-graduate: good bc you'll probably fail to even get into nasa seeing how dumb u are

Minho: i like this girl

Felix: no u dont

soon-to-be-graduate: he couldnt take my charm *hair swish*

Jeongin: do u even have hair

soon-to-be-graduate: ofc i do, im not like chan *side eye*

Jisung: *bombastic side eye*

Hyunjin: *bombalicious side eye*

Felix: *criminal offensive side eye*

Hyunjin: *criminalicious offensivous side eye*

Seungmin: i think you forgot this hyunjin

Hyunjin: WJAT

Seungmin: your brain duh


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author's note:

hi how are you?

im sorry about the short chapter but ill be sure to make longer ones in the future

also tmrw is the first day of the semester for me so pls pray for me

also (2) so sorry for the late release of these past 2 chapters ive (CAUSE THAT IS WHO I AMMM, sorry about that) been really busy

anyways, whats your fav 5th gen group? mine is kiss of life

bye love ya<3



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