The Great Fire of the Stray Kids Kitchen

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Mental Asylum Escapee
Help!
The stove is on fire!

Minion
good 4 u

cali girl
you look happy and healthy

Minion
are you actually from california

cali girl
no
but i went to la once
i saw some guy shit on a chair at the airport
anyways
dont interrupt my olivia rodrigo montage

good 4 u i guess u moved on really easilyy
u found a new girl
it only took u a couple weeks
remember when u said you wanted to give me the worlddd


Tissue Killer
its 11pm stop dropping your depression shit here

cali girl
no i wont minho<3

Tissue Killer
eww why the heart

cali girl
i think you dropped this
🧠

Minion
i think you dropped this
👑

cali girl
nawh i never dropped it

Sleep deprived
im actually trying to sleep for once can you all shush

Mental Asylum Escapee
I said, "the stove is on fire", please send help!

Chick
dude i just walked into the kitchen to get a snack and the stove is on fire

cali girl
what the fuck

Sleep deprived
LANGUAGE

cali girl
your fucking stove is on fire

Sleep deprived
and?

Mental Asylum Escapee
IS ANYBODY GOING TO HELP ME?!?

Tissue Killer
no
please die<3

cali girl
i see that minho has finally understood the concept of sarcasm

Tissue Killer
i wasnt being sarcastic

Sleep deprived
^^ thats not very nice minho

Minion
i see grandpa hasnt got a firm grasp on it yet

Mental Asylum Escapee
WHY ARE YOU GUYS IGNORING ME??
THE FIRE IS SPREADING!!

cali girl
a repeat of the great fire of london i see
okay i shouldnt be joking can someone actually help him

Tissue Killer
im inspired by the penthouse kids and decide that i should leave him to burn and die

cali girl
the penthouse is fiction

Tissue Killer
i can make it become fact

Mental Asylum Escapee
Finally, the fire has been put out due to the kind act of Christopher.

cali girl
is that chan?

Mental Asylum Escapee
WHERE?!

cali girl
gee
you are rather dumb

Oui Oui
excusez moi?

cali girl
i never said anything to you

Oui Oui
still
i am photosynthesized

Minion
...

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heyy

school is nearing and i am so not looking forward to it

also, the la story of a guy shitting on a chair is true and i unfortunately witnessed it in the los angeles airport

anyways pick a song

abcd

supernatural

byee love ya<3







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