Just 1 Last Text (stray kids ff)

I have no idea what's going on

Oui Oui
if i eat too much bacon do i turn into a pig?

graduate
istg
why is it always you?

Minion
i think changbin ate too much bacon

Tissue Killer
no
wasnt he born as a pig

Peppa
your jokes are not funny

Graduate
why do you guys always call him a pig?

Sleep deprived
its quite a long story

Graduate
tell me

Peppa
tell me

Mental Asylum Escapee
tell me.

Oui Oui
you want me too

Sleep deprived
want me too

Graduate
*insert vanesya*

Peppa
stayc girls

Oui Oui
its going down

Minion
you guys are so weird

Tissue Killer
as if youre not weird

Minion
you literally believe that you gave birth to your cats

Tissue Killer
BECAUSE I DID GIVE BIRTH TO THEM
I AM LITTLE MOM

Graduate
oi stfu
you guys are ruining the vibe with your childish shit

Tissue Killer
DID YOU JUST CALL SOONIE DOONGIE DORI SHIT?

Graduate
no

Tissue Killer
WDYM NO?

Graduate
thats not what i meant-

Mental Asylum Escapee
please, shut up.

Priest
lmao the punctuation is killing me

Mental Asylum Escapee
shut up, you barely managed to graduate high school.
so, don't pester me with your illiterate rubbish.

Sleep deprived
speaking of
y/n has graduated!

Graduate
-last week

Sleep deprived
right...
last week

Minion
cant believe you forgot something that big

Sleep deprived
sorRY that im not head over heels for this girl like you
(i apologise in advance y/n pls dont kill me for forgetting)
anyways seungmin
shut up

Minion
shit i forgot it was a full moon

Graduate
dont tell me hes a werewolf or smt

Priest
furry to be precise

Sleep deprived
HEYY
DONT YOU GO ON AND SAY FALSE THINGS ABOUT ME

Priest
dont care
besides
its probably true

Minion
no wonder you look so old
must be from the fur that you wear

Sleep deprived
SHUT UP

Tissue Killer
shiver me timbers

Chick
thats not very nice daddy
i mean hyung

Minion
this is amusing

Sleep deprived
alright
lets see how amusing it will be when i cut off your bank accounts huh?

Mental Asylum Escapee
NO PLEASE NO

Peppa
I STILL NEED TO BUY A NEW TUTU

Oui Oui
HEYY I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
PLEASE PAPI NO

Graduatewhat the fuck is happening right now

"And why does he have control over their bank accounts?"

_____ _____ _____

heyy

this chapter is so random i swear

quite a lot is happening as you can see

also i saw that people want seungmin endgame (i mean, he's the only one who we can tell likes her) and i'll consider it, but dont get your hopes up yet, because theres still 30 chapters left :)

anyways, pick a song

money

lalisa

(i seriously cant choose ahh)

byee love ya<3