Queencard

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Felix: aw bye

Chan: where u going Y/N?

Minho: probably to fuck seungmin

Seungmin: u really think shes around fucking random people shes never even met? 

Minho: yes she seems like a whore

Seungmin: how could you say that about someone

Minho: hold your horses

Seungmin: you should hold yours minho they seem to be galloping off without you

Jisung: daddy's here

Seungmin: im younger than you wtf

Jisung: doesnt matter

Changbin: ur gay

Felix: you cant be talking changbin

Changbin: how so?

Chan: yiu dsnce to evrry gg spng

Seungmin: oi shut it oldie you do too

Chan: hih wdym

Felix: *face palms*

Hyunjin: *palm faces*

Jisung: *palm trees*

Felix: didnt you 2 dance to queencard

Changbin: MY BOOB AND BOOTY HOT

Chan: I AM A QIEWNCSRD YIU WANNS BW TJR QUENNDSCARD?

Seungmin: get some sleep

Chan: I GIT LIJE 6 MUNITES

Seungmin: i dont understand ur alien language grandpa

Hyunjin: HUH HOW DO YOU GET BY ON 6 MINUTES????

Jisung: I SLEPT FOR LIKE WHAT 20 HOURS

Seungmin has changed "Chan" to "Sleep deprived"

Sleep deprived: woww

Felix: u cant just be writing songs all night

Sleep deprived: i dimt wsnt to go to slewp niw i bw msking a masretpeice now

Seungmin: nobody's gonna like our songs if they're written by some old hag who hasn't slept since the last ice age

Changbin: anyways, I'M A QUEENCARD I'M A QUEENCARD I'M A I'M A

Jisung: *aggressively twerks*

Sleep deprived: *jpins in*

Changbin: *twerks even harder*

Minho: i gyatt something in my eye

Jisung: AHH I CANT HANDLE ALL THE GYATT

Hyunjin: I'm in their dorm, they're actually twerking

Minho: proof or it never happened

Sleep deprived: ok im back i just got a few minutes of sleep

Jisung: you should get an oscar

Seungmin: oscars are for acting for fucks sake

Jisung: whose sake?

Sleep deprived: back to earlier, where is Y/N?

Felix: let her live man

Minho: obsessed much

Sleep deprived: just concerned thats all





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author note:

hi how are you?

next chapter will be jam packed (around 5 times longer than normal chapters :0) as a spoiler hehe

im currently eating seaweed right now, do you like seaweed?

i also got a haircut and im low key scared to show up to class:0

like i haven't had bangs in a while and my friends are gonna probably comment on them and say im dora or smth

anyways, the next chapter being released on the 25th at 6PM KST (idk what it is in EST sorry) i don't wanna keep y'all waiting

byee i love ya<3





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