Part 143 of y/n being dumb

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"And why does he have control over their bank accounts?"

"That's weird..."

"They've been really secretive about themselves; I should dig deeper into this."

She scrolled through all of the previous messages from the chat, all the way up to 2 months ago, when she was first added into the group chat.

Jisung
uhm do i know you guys?

Changbin
stop playing dumb as if you weren't going insane a few minutes ago

Jisung
also, why is my name set as Jisung? is this some sort of roleplay?

"That's right... when I was first added, my name was set as Jisung, they probably got the wrong number and were meant to add Jisung."

Jeongin
fine we'll call you by your stage name then

"Stage name?"

Minho
explain why you turned off my lights han

She started tapping the side of her phone, "Han... that must be Jisung's so called stage name. It's probably his surname too."

Felix
chris did you add the right number

"Chris? Who's Chris?" She scrolled a little further.

Felix
anyways did you add the right number

Chan
yeah im sure i did

"Ahh, so Chris must be Chan's English name."

"Maybe I should see their introductions, perhaps that will reveal something more."

Felix
im felix, our fans say im a sunshine, i think im a pretty likeable person:)

"Fans?" She tapped the side of the phone even faster.

Hyunjin
I'm Hyunjin the Versace prince also known as the best person in the world.

"Versace prince?"

Jeongin
says the one who wrote red lights

Chan
IT WAS HYUNJIN

Hyunjin
WHY ARE YOU BRINGING ME IN HDLAEKFSFHKUG

Seungmin's Pookie
wait wdym you wrote a song? for who?

Chan
it wasn't me ask hyunjin

Seungmin's Pookie
wouldn't you be happy if you were the one who wrote the song?
red lights seems like a lovely song

"Red lights... right, I was meant to search that song up." 

She closed her messages app and opened youtube, where she searched for 'red lights'.

"Here it is. It seems like it was made by... Stray Kids..." she opened the group chat and scrolled up. 

Chan
were idols

Hyunjin
we're*

Seungmin's Pookie
so you guys are idols? of which group?

"I wasn't being dead ass when I was saying that, just wanted to play along with their delusions and seem like I was falling for it."

Jisung
Homeless Children

Jeongin
Straight Kids

Seungmin
dont lie jeongin

Felix
i mean are we straight tho?

Seungmin's Pookie
uh so your group name is homeless children?

Changbin
close, its baby photos

Chan
it's stray kids

Seungmin's Pookie
is it really?

Felix
it actually is

Seungmin's Pookie
funny joke also can someone change my name


"I d-didn't think that Stray Kids actually existed - I thought they were making stuff up..."

"...but that doesn't mean that they actually are Stray Kids, they could just be impersonating them or pulling a prank." she reassured herself.

"Yep, it was definitely a prank, since they don't bring it up anymore. Plus, no undercover idols would be that dumb to tell some random girl that they're idols."


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hey

istg there was so much evidence but what fun is it if y/n is smart for once?

anyways, pick a song

solo

you and me

byee love ya<3


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