Drunken texts

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D1=dude 1(drunken/was drunk one)
D2=dude 2 ( the one that explains shit)

D1: dude last nights party was awesome
D2:how would you know you were drunk shitless
D1:pffffff no I wasn't
D2: really, you spray painted my sisters mouse yellow and threw out the window saying "pikachu , I choose you"
D1: Atleast i didn't skin the lizard alive and light his tail on fire
D2: -_- you didn't......

D1:dude I ned a ride home
D1:sorry dud Im druk
D1:can't ya atlest drive ma home
D1: nah mate can't mate
D1: I'll just havta walk hom bro

(Talking to himself on messenger)

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