Nobody's gonna read this are they?

BOOM!!!

Ohk so this chapter is all about ya mum jokes
Please don't take offence ,these jokes are not meant to or hopefully won't offend people.

Yamama so fat when she went to the doctors, the doctor got out the scales and went "damn that's my phone number"

Yamama so fat when she rolled down to the beach the whales were like "we are family , even though your fatter than me"

Yamama so hairy the only language she speaks is wooky.

Yamama so fat when she went to mcdonalds she tripped over Wendy's and landed on kfc.

Dragonking2016 out <('0'<)