Nobody's gonna read this are they?

Agh.....

Ohk so me am my dad's close friend who shall not be named were talking about random stuff. Real conversation⬇️

Me:what are you eating?
Him:...munch....pancakes....munch..
Dad:munch....what's wrong with... Munch.. That
Me:we'll let me see... It's eleven o'clock at night.
Him: 'smears something in pancakes'
Me:what's that
Dad:honey
Him:you wants some (mumbling cause he's got honey in his mouth
Me:sure 'gets spoonful of honey jammed down throat' mmmmmmmm...
Him:did you know that you can preserve food in honey?.....
Him:and did you know that the first men preserved magic mushrooms in honey and that lead to the first mead and beer....
Him:the first men probably thought that they wanted to save the mushrooms cause they were too high cause they ate to much cause they.... 'Goes off subject'
Me: what the fuck man.... ()0()