Nobody's gonna read this are they?

Have you ever? And do you always?

Have you ever licked a battery?
Do you always giggle when someone says a word like 'penal' or 'are you coming?'
Have you ever stopped looking at your phone for one minute?

Ohk so I'm sick of writing these things so I'll just get to the point, is it just me who always takes it wrong when someone shouts 'are you coming' cause I don't think I am......

CAMEL JUICE!!!