Chapter 58: "Work"

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*Camera turns on*
Me: Alright everybody we got a lot of dares to do and little time to do it so first. Toby.
Toby: Yeah?
Me: Come over here.
Toby: What is it?
Me: Come closer it's a secret.
Toby: Ok wha- *I kissed him on the cheek*
Me: Task one done.
Toby: *Face gets red*
Everyone else is confused.
Me: Next! Jeff, Jane!
Jeff & Jane: WHAT?!?!
Me: Try to make a child.
Jeff: WHAT?!
Jane: WHY?!!
Me: Viewers.
Jeff & Jane: Who?!?!?!
Me: I'm not putting the viewers in harms way.
Jeff: Then i'm not doing it.
Jane: I second that.
Me: Jeff you also have to put on a princess dress and hug Slendy.
*one awkward hug later*
Me: Ben?
Ben:.......
Me: Your banned from playing videogames for 3 days.
Ben: PORQUEEEE!!!!????????*faints*
Me: Let's see what else.....Sally, E.J, RAP!!!
E.J: We're creepypasta's y'all....
Sally: And today we're ganna have a ball...
E.J: Throwing sick rhymes...
Sally: Like we throw lemons and limes... *throws lemons and limes into the wall and they explode*
E.J: That's all for tonight folks.
Sally: That was fun.
E.J: But I don't think that was enough content.
Me: Sure it was.
Jane: And what did you tell Toby?
Me: No one asked you! *kills her*
Jeff: Actually I want to know.
Slendy: Yes.
Ben: Hold on I got this! *jumps into my phone and comes back out* I dare Sabrina and Toby to kiss.
Jeff: *gasp*
Me: I only kissed him on the cheek.
Slendy: *Glares at Toby*
Toby: I didn't know *twitches*
Slendy: *Looks at me* Sabrina was that all you did?
Me: Yeah.
Slendy: Good becuase otherwise I would have to punish you.
Me: I think that's enough for today Bye! *camera turns off*
p.s Zalgo might be coming back in a jar.>

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