*camera turns on and we are back in the mansions living room*
Me: *is playing Mario kart 8 with Jeff, Ben, and Slendy.* Aaaaaand DRIFT! *drifts epically into a shortcut and wins!* Yeah!
Ben: Come on I was so close.
Jeff: Yeah right 12th place.
Ben: \(' - ')/ Dont care!!
Jeff: You know I never got to see what place Slendy was in. *checks* \(0.0)/ Dafq is this bullsh*t I see in front of me.
Ben: What kind of demonic magic did he use???
Me: ? *I check* 2nd???!?!?!?!
Slendy: Is it really that surprising I got 2nd?
Jeff: Yeah your supposed to be the gramps of this "family". No fair....
Slendy: Wait im the grandpa?
Everyone: Yeah.
Slendy: ;_;
*Offender appears*
Offender: Hey Sabrina its almost time to go what are you doing playing with these losers?
Ben, Jeff, & Slendy: LOSERS??!!!
Sabrina: Wait we have to go now?
Offender: Yeah so hurry and put something on something for outdoor activities.*looks at my p.j outfit*
Me: Alright, alright. *runs upstairs and gets changed*
*meanwhile*
Slendy: Whats going on I thought she was dating Toby?
Jeff and Offender: WHAT???
Ben: Yeah he and I asked her out but she only accepted Toby's request but I think they stopped dating a while ago.
Offender: Oh ok.
Me: *Comes back wearing a lime green t-shirt and skinny jeans* Alright so where are we going?
Offender: To the park of course.
Me: How cliche.
Ben: Wait are you 2 dating now?
Me: No I just owe him a favor but he promised there would be no sexual interaction so ill be fine.
Slendy: Alright but just shout loud enough and well be there right away.
Offender: I promise I wont harm her.
Me: Lets hurry and get this over with.
Offender: Alright then my lady. *takes my hand and teleports to a random park.* Here we are.
Me: *shakes head* You should have warned me that you would have teleported so I could have closed my eyes. You of all people know I get dizzy when teleported.
Offender: Sorry I must have gotten a bit carried away.
*Random Offender fan-girls spot him*
Fan-girls: OMG!!! Is that Offender?? Lets chase him!!!
Offender: Crap I wasn't expecting them to be here.
Me: No one does....
Offender:*takes my hand and we run into the forest on the way I scrape my knee.*
Me: Ow....*Offender stops running and checks on me*
Offender: You alright Sabrina?
Me: Yeah just scraped my knee.
Offender: I think we lost them so let me see your knee.
Me: *sits down and tries pulling up jeans but again they are skinny jeans*
Offenderman: Do you mind if I rip it?
Me: No not really.
Offenderman:*rips it off and sees well a scraped knee and starts licking it*
Me: Offender??!! What are you doing?
Offender: What does it hurt?
Me: No... (it actually didnt hurt instead it actually felt kinda good....oh god....)
Offender: My specialty is to turn pain into pleasure but usually not under these circumstances and besides look. *points at my knee*
Me: Wow it healed. And it really did in fact.
Offender: You could I have a magic tongue. *nudge, nudge*
Me: I could but I won't.
Offender: Aww your no fun.
Me: Well your dangerous when your having fun.
Offender: You know I can change if that's what you want, no, if that is what needs to be done so we can be together.
Me: Whats up with sudden seriousness? Change what? Seriously what did he start talking about he changed the conversation so fast.... wait that's kinda "my" fualt oops.
Offender: Myself.
Me: Huh?? Im still lost...
Offender: I can stop flirting and having sex with other women and men and animals and-
Me: Ok, ok I get it jeez no one wants to know what else you f*uck. But you dont have to change really im fine with you flirting and the like even if you were my boyfriend. 1 because its your job and 2 your not my husband so im fine with you seeing other possibilities. Besides im not sure if I like you the way you like me...
Offender: .........
Me:...........
*meanwhile*
Jeff: Hey everyone the camera is here again.... so lets make all the viewers angry by saying the outro already.
Everyone: THANK YOU FOR WATCHING PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT TO US ASKING US QUESTIONS, DARES AND OTHER THINGS. BYE!!!
*camera turns off*
Can you tell I like cliff hangers? Teehee.
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