*Camera flicks on*
Me:Hey guys im back!
Jeff:Shhhh. Smile is asleep.
Me Oops sorry.
Jeff:I checked your wattpad and we didn't get any new comments so why the new update?
Me: Im really bored and I want to update at least once a day.
Jeff: Hmmm, so what shall we do?
Me: Can you pet me?
Jeff: Sure*pets*
Me: Mmm, feels so good. Hey Jeff wanna play some checkers?
Jeff: Sure im going to kick your ass!
Me: In your dreams! *pulls out checkerboard.
*Few games later*
Jeff: *pulls out knife and cuts board in half while in a fit of rage* How did you beat me 15 times?!!
Me: I got skillz. :3
Jeff: -.- Alright then time to play a game of my choice!
Me:.......
Jeff: Were ganna play............. THE KNIFE GAME!!!!!
Me: Crapachino.....
Jeff: ?
Me: Trying not to curse unlike you.
Jeff: What I never cursed?!
Me: Yes you did.
Jeff: When?
*flashback*
Jeff: FIRST ONE B**CHES!!!!
*End flashback*
Jeff: Oh right. Well lets just play this game!
* 2 hours later*
Me: Ow!
Jeff: Ha I win!
Me: Just get me the first aid kit.
Jeff: Where is it?
Me: Just follow me.
*one trip to the bathroom later*
Jeff: Ok your all patched up.
Me: Thanks.
Jeff: You know I still cant believe you lasted that along against me and you were still in your dog form.
Me: I keep telling you. *Puts on shades* I got skillz.
Jeff:Where did you get those shades?
Me: Magic.
Jeff: Is your answer to everything magic?
Me: Magic.
Jeff:....... Well then im going to sleep. Wait let me do the outro first.
Me:K then ill just *falls asleep instantly*
Jeff: Jeez. Well bye everyone please comment and give us some more creepypasta buddies (not really, I mean Repede isn't much of a bother so im pretty chill right now but shes getting lonely dont know why.) and ask us anything you want.
Bye.
Me: *snores* bye....
*Camera flicks off*
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