Boredom

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*Camera flicks on*

Me:Hey guys im back!

Jeff:Shhhh. Smile is asleep.

Me Oops sorry.

Jeff:I checked your wattpad and we didn't get any new comments so why the new update?

Me: Im really bored and I want to update at least once a day.

Jeff: Hmmm, so what shall we do?

Me: Can you pet me?

Jeff: Sure*pets*

Me: Mmm, feels so good. Hey Jeff wanna play some checkers?

Jeff: Sure im going to kick your ass!

Me: In your dreams! *pulls out checkerboard.

*Few games later*

Jeff: *pulls out knife and cuts board in half while in a fit of rage* How did you beat me 15 times?!!

Me: I got skillz. :3

Jeff: -.- Alright then time to play a game of my choice!

Me:.......

Jeff: Were ganna play............. THE KNIFE GAME!!!!!

Me: Crapachino.....

Jeff: ?

Me: Trying not to curse unlike you.

Jeff: What I never cursed?!

Me: Yes you did.

Jeff: When?

*flashback*

Jeff: FIRST ONE B**CHES!!!!

*End flashback*

Jeff: Oh right. Well lets just play this game!

   * 2 hours later*

Me: Ow!

Jeff: Ha I win!

Me: Just get me the first aid kit.

Jeff: Where is it?

Me: Just follow me.

*one trip to the bathroom later*

Jeff: Ok your all patched up.

Me: Thanks.

Jeff: You know I still cant believe you lasted that along against me and you were still in your dog form.

Me: I keep telling you. *Puts on shades* I got skillz.

Jeff:Where did you get those shades?

Me: Magic.

Jeff: Is your answer to everything magic?

Me: Magic. 

Jeff:....... Well then im going to sleep. Wait let me do the outro first.

Me:K then ill just *falls asleep instantly*

Jeff: Jeez. Well bye everyone please comment and give us some more creepypasta buddies (not really, I mean Repede isn't much of a bother so im pretty chill right now but shes getting lonely dont know why.) and ask us anything you want.

Bye.

Me: *snores* bye....

*Camera flicks off*

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