Sunday: Blue. That was only an hour and we're back. WHY.
Blue: cuz ehe, first dare for today if for Dan Heng to stab Blade as Bailu sits on his shoulders and pets him on the head
Bailu: Stay still continuously pets Dan Hengs head as he chases Blade with his spear and eventually stabs him
Blade: WILL YOU STOP IT!
Dan Heng: THIS IS VENGANCE!
Blue: Omg Dan Heng yelled for the first time shook
Sunday: Next dare is for the trailblazers to play UNO
The trailblazers sit down and play UNO with the conductor and in the end...it results in CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION until Pom-Pom has enough and stops it completely. Now all the trailblazers are sitting in corners away from each other while Pom-Pom cleans the express.
Sunday: Robin, dear sister, give me a trash can
Robin: Uhm sure brother, but why?
Sunday: To burn for this next dare. Stelle, Caelus come here. Caelus and Stelle walk over to Sunday as Sunday takes Gallahagers lighter and sets fire to the trashcan, making the two drop to the floor and sob
Sunday: Now thats over with, next dare is for Welt to dress up as a ballerina with makeup
Himeko: Nearly...finished... done! She moved out of Welt's way to reveal Welt looking very glamourous and fancy wearing a ballerina outfit
Welt: I hate this so much.
March: Mr. Yang, youre a ballerina!
Welt: frowning
Blue: Hey Kafka, go to Himeko with this box and ask her to marry you as a prank. I 100% did not steal this from my boyfriend.
Kafka: Okay, I will. Goes over to Himeko Himeko, you may hate me and it may seem like Im intrested in Bladie but gets down on one knee, opening the box will you marry me?
Himeko: I-I-I turns bright red
Kafka: begins to laugh it was a joke, chill
Sunday: Last dare for todays episode is for Dan Heng to marry Lavender (lavendermochaa )
Dan Heng: stands awkwardly infront of Lavender in a suit will...will you marry me?
Lavender: Yes!
Blue: And that is all for today!!
Sunday: Wait no, theres a truth. I think we should answer that now.
Blue: Oh..what is it Sunday?
Sunday: Where is the show set?
Blue: Oh...well its set in well this big house we kinda made with all the cast and the hosts to live in you know. I FORCED QASIM TO MAKE IT EHE
Sunday: Yes, it is, she speaks truth. Just...I didnt know that when you said you had a venue for my show, I didnt know you meant you made it on the spot...and by you I mean you made your boyfriend make it.
Blue: Yeah...anyways thats the end of todays epi-
Ends cuz Im treatin this like a real TV show
YOU ARE READING
Honkai Star Rail Truth Or Dare!!!
Fantasythis will feauture all playable hsr characters(also ones that have been leaked playable like Robin and Boothill, not Sunday tho cuz like...hes the second host. Im the main, hes the second cuz YUM YUM ZESTYYY)
