Shadow's Creative Exchange

A day with the Whitebeards always comes with some chaos

Next story is out!! A lot of thanks to bakachwaan for the drawing!!! I had a great deal of fun writing this! Was laughing the whole way!! Their idea and drawing are just perfect to show a day in the life of our chaotic Whitebeard pirates!!!

Absolutely perfect!!! I am ecstatic to have your participation in this event!!! The trust put into me! I hope you enjoy this story a lot!!!!!!!!!!

Izou wants to learn how to cook, and who is Thatch to decline that effort!

They just need to get some taste-testers, that can't die, and can get started right away!

What could possibly go wrong?

tags

Crack-fic

Funny

Chaos

"E-excuse me?"

Izou rolled his eyes, "don't act like you didn't hear me."

"... Can you.... still repeat it?"

"Fine. I want to learn how to cook."

"Oh god, someone catch me, I'l going to faint-AW! IZ!!!!" Thatch whined loudly, holding his head that had been hit with a fan.

The same fan moved to elegantly wave before the geisha's face, "Don't overreact, I just want to learn to do a bit of basic cooking."

"But why? You've not touched a pot in like... 5 years! And the last time was on a mission and we had to send a rescue squat because the boat burned down!"

"That stove malfunctioned."

"YOU THREW OIL ONTO THE STOVE!"

"Yes." Izou nodded like nothing was wrong, "to get the fire started."

Thatch sighed, "first of all, it was a gas-burner, you don't need oil. Second of all, you don't need to spray any oil or gas on it yourself, you just turn the button until it clicks. It will release gas and make a spark itself."

"There were no such instruction with that."

"... What do you want to learn to cook? You know I'll make you whatever you want right?"

"Well, maybe I want to make something for you."

"Huh?" Thatch blinked at the murmur, "You want to cook for me? Ooh izzz!!!!!!" Thatch smiled brightly and moved to hug the other, but quickly stopped as the fan was held out with a warning.

"I said, I want to learn how to make some basic things. Soup, eggs, omelet, pancakes. Basic and easy things."

Smile still on his face the cheff nodded, "We can do that! But... We'll need some tastetesters."

"We can just-"

"Ohhh nonononon, I don't want to be violently sick after tasting-"

"So you're saying I'm going to fuck up?"

"I'm saaaayiiinggg, that there is a learning curve."

Eyes squinted, not being sure that's what was meant but in the end he gave in, "alright, who do we ask."

"The only people that can eat everything and not die ofcourse!"

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A few minutes later in the galley

"Why are we here again-yoi?"

"Now now now! Don't worry my brother!!!" Thatch said as he had his hands on Marco's shoulders, leading him to sit down at the bar close to the kitchen.