Zoartural: Just to let you know-*starts to get petted*-I don't do cute things when I'm petted! *leg starts thumping*
Lily: Awe!!!!!
Zoartural, your leg's thumping!
Zoartural: *lying* Well I'm doing it to make you stop!
YOU'RE LYING!! YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO ADMIT THAT YOU'RE CUTE!!
Zoartural: *blushing in embarrassment* I'M NOT CUTE!!!!
LOL true story!

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Mah Book of Random Crud (old af)
Random(WARNING: This contains very cringey 11-year-old-me things, proceed with caution. 4/8/17) Mah random thoughts, blah da blah, and so on! SCREW LOGIC AND GIVE EVERYONE CRUD!!!!!!!!