Child N: There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.
Ghetsis: N. No.
Child N: He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile.
Ghetsis: N please stahp-
Child N: He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse.
Ghetsis: N PLEASE STAHP YOU'RE SCARING ME.
Child N: And they all lived together in a crooked little house.
Ghetsis: N! STAHP YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME NIGHTMARES!
Child N: No, I'm gonna take your life! *hisses*
Crooked Man: Rawr. *kills Ghetsis*
Child N: Good demon. *hugs Crooked Man*
Arceus: *screams and runs away*

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Mah Book of Random Crud (old af)
Random(WARNING: This contains very cringey 11-year-old-me things, proceed with caution. 4/8/17) Mah random thoughts, blah da blah, and so on! SCREW LOGIC AND GIVE EVERYONE CRUD!!!!!!!!