Stahp

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Child N: There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile.

Ghetsis: N. No.

Child N: He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile.

Ghetsis: N please stahp-

Child N: He bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse.

Ghetsis: N PLEASE STAHP YOU'RE SCARING ME.

Child N: And they all lived together in a crooked little house.

Ghetsis: N! STAHP YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME NIGHTMARES!

Child N: No, I'm gonna take your life! *hisses*

Crooked Man: Rawr. *kills Ghetsis*

Child N: Good demon. *hugs Crooked Man*

Arceus: *screams and runs away*

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