Mah Book of Random Crud (old af)

A Dream

This is a dream I had a few months ago:

I was walking around naked, but I had no...er...private areas.

I was walking to a weird looking shower, and there was a hornet nest in there! I killed them with a fire extinguisher.

I started taking a shower and all of a sudden my clothes appear. The shower lasted for three seconds.

Then, I was looking in a mirror, and I had disgusting pimples everywhere. That's right, every to the frickin' where. Well, on my face. They were a disgusting vomit orange color with a sickly green on the outline of them.

Then I was somehow given a weird dial thing, and it said "Male or Female?"

I switched it near the middle, but closer to female.

Then I woke up.

I swear the dreams I have are weird.