A million pieces. (-General Cryptor)

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Y'know what the most annoying thing is? min-droid.

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Kidding.

Well no, he's definitely a huge-

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I'm getting off track, now. dammit.

The most annoying thing is that I was killed by Zane. But you know what's infuriating?!

I WASN'T EVEN FIGHTING HIM!!!

My master was. The OVERLORD! While I was busy fighting my angry little subordinate. Min-Droid.

The next thing I knew, ice shot throughout the city, freezing all my foot soldiers. Me and my pest of an assistant, too. Unfortunately my loyal servants were able to be recovered, while me and 'mid'-droid shattered to a million peices!

After the battle we were recycled and put in a dump. We sat there for a long time.

A bunch of stuff happened since then. Weird green people, armour filled with snakes, even a biker gang. Which I heard has a nindroid in it. It was likely one of my soldiers who was repurposed. Maybe if he came I could convince him to rebuild me.

Unfortunately he never did, so whatever.

Is that... water?

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