This is the exact book of the real dork diaries series book. For those who don't have the book in real life, this book is your go-to! Enjoy, and full credit to Rachel Renée Russell for writing this amazing book!
I arrived at school early to work on my Miss Know-It-All advice column.
It was the perfect distraction from all the drama I've been dealingwith lately.I just hoped I wouldn't run into you-know-who.
Since our big fight last week, he and I have basically ignored each other.
When I walked into the newspaper office, the first thing I saw was a group of kids laughing hysterically at a video they were watching on acell phone.
Apparently, the guy showing it had gotten it from a girl who'd recorded a classmate.
Since I love funny videos as much as the next kid, I decided to stop and check it out.
OMG!! It was so SHOCKING, I almost lost the oatmeal I ate for breakfast! It was a video of . . .
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There she was in our French class, screaming, jumping up and down, and shaking her head like she'd lost her mind.
And get this! Someone had added MUSIC to the video.
So it looked like she was doing that wacky dance that was all the rage for a hotminute called the Harlem Shake!
It was really painful to watch! But I did watch. Because it was HILARIOUS!!
If/when Mackenzie finds out kids are passing around that AWFUL video of her, she's going to have an EPIC meltdown.
And it'll be ten times WORSE than the one she had over that stupid stink bug.
I have to admit, that video is just . . . CRUEL!!
Although Mackenzie is NOT my favourite person, I feel really, really SORRY for her!
NOT !!
Hey, I'm STILL traumatized from the time she took that video of me dancing and singing onstage with Brianna at Queasy Cheesy. And then POSTED IT ON YOUTUBE!
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Maybe now Mackenzie will know what it feels like to be so utterly HUMILIATED that all you want to do is dig a very deep HOLE . . .
CRAWL into it . . .
And DIE!!
I really hope this experience teaches her a valuable lesson.
But she can consider herself LUCKY!
At least no one has put HER video on the INTERNET for millions of people to watch.
