This is the exact book of the real dork diaries series book. For those who don't have the book in real life, this book is your go-to! Enjoy, and full credit to Rachel Renée Russell for writing this amazing book!
Sorry, but I think you've just LOST something very IMPORTANT!
(Well, other than your CUTE but ADORKABLE crush, Brandon! And maybe your PRIDE!!)
Hmm . . . now, WHAT could it be?!! Your backpack? Nope!
Your geometry textbook? Nope!
Your French homework? Nope!
How about something from that super-tacky wardrobe of yours?
I WISH!!
The world would be a much better place without your HIDEOUS polyester pants!!
And where did you get those cheapo shoes?!
Let me guess. They were the FREE prize inyour McDonald's Happy Meal?!
Anyway, let me start by explaining exactly how I got my hot little hands on YOUR mostcherished TREASURE.
Like always, I got up at exactly 6:15 a.m., showered, and did ten minutes of yoga. Then I had a continental breakfast with freshly squeezed orange juice, half a bagel withgoat cheese, and a green smoothie, all served on a silver tray by my maid, Olga, right inmy bedroom.
BTW, green smoothies are vital in helping me maintain my FLAWLESS complexion.
Along withweekly visits to the U-PAY WE-SPRAY tanning salon.
Then I had to decide which of my FAB designer looks I was going to ROCK in schooltoday. . . .
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