10:46 pm did you really block my number
10:50 pm I was hoping you just wouldn't text
10:52 pm oh, well in that case, knock knock.
10:55 pm you're really annoying
10:57 pm just say who's there
10:58 pm who's there.
11:01 pm that doesn't look like a question.
11:03 pm you really want to be that picky?.
11:04 pm .. Nah. I'll take it I supposes.. But it's Urine.
11:07 pm what???
11:08 pm the joke, it's urine.
11:10 pm oh.. Gross.. Urine who?
11:15 pm Urine secure! Don't know what for!
11:15 pm get it? You know One Direction?
11:15 pm it's from the What Makes You Beautiful song
11:15 pm so you get it?
11:15 pm it wasn't a dirty joke. You should be happy.
11:17 pm Jesus Christ, yes I got it!
11:18 pm I get the feeling you're not laughing
11:23 pm not really.
11:25 pm that's a shame.
11:26 pm maybe next time.
11:27 pm next time? Are you insisting on more knock knock jokes?
11:31 pm no!
11:36 pm too late. Good night beautiful
11:43 pm you don't even know if I'm a girl, let alone beautiful.
11:47 pm I'm almost certain you're female. All girls are beautiful, don't doubt yourself.
11:48 pm you're sending me mixed signals, are you a dick head or not?.
11:51 pm (;
11:53 pm definitely a dick head :|
I'm just gonna start it off with the first three chapters. I really hope you guys enjoy this because it's a lot of fun to write. I'll update soon I've got 13 chapters ready.
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Knock, Knock // m.c.
Fanfictiontoxicmalxm 'Knock, knock' "who is this?" 'You're supposed to say, who's there. Now let's try it again. Knock, knock.' "How did you get my number?" 'You're really bad at this'
