Knock, Knock // m.c.

LVIII

It's midnight somewhere

Dedicating this to _charlotte_rose_ bc this lovely babe threw a brilliant idea out there and it's happening.

11:21 pm MICHAEL GORDON CLIFFORD

11:22 pm I HATE YOU

11:22 pm I HATE YOU SO MUCH

11:23 pm I HATE YOU I HAYE YOU I HATE YOU

11:25 pm I'm sorry kitten D: I COULDN'T RESIST IT

11:29 pm what type of boyfriend sits down in the middle of dinner with his girlfriend's family and TELLS THE WORST POSSIBLE KNOCK KNOCK JOKE EVER

11:31 pm okay given the circumstances, it was a terrible thing to do but it was pretty funny.

11:32 pm really Michael really

11:34 pm tell me how funny this sounds

11:34 pm *michael voice* "hey Mr. Scott! Knock knock!" *my dads voice* "uhm this is strange but okay? Who's there?"

11:36 pm Eva this is unnecessary

11:37 pm but it's "soooooo funny" Michael

11:39 pm *michael voice* "I'm sorry" *dad voice* I'm sorry.. who?"

11:41 pm evAAA IM SORRY ))):

11:45 pm *michael voice* "I'm sorry I took your daughters virginity. It wont happen again sir"

11:47 pm YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT IM IN I WAS SO CLOSE TO CONVINCING HIM WE HAVENT DONE THE DEED.

11:48 pm MY DAD HATES YOU

11:51 pm yeah.. he made that pretty clear when he chased me out your front door

11:53 pm I can't believe you ):

11:53 pm well actually I believe you'd do that but I asked you to be good): </3

11:55 pm I know I know )): I'm sorry baby

11:57 pm he doesn't think I should date you mikey

11:59 pm wait what D: no

12:02 am but my mom thought it was pretty funny. I think she likes you

12:05 am is that a good thing?

12:08 am it means I'm not banned from seeing you at least

12:11 am yayyy :D give your mom a kiss and a thank you from me

12:13 am I am not going down there. She's in the living room with my dad. She's trying to calm him down so he doesn't murder you

12:16 am lol I just started laughing again because of the joke