3:22 pm goooooood "morning" ((:
3:25 pm you just now woke up?
3:26 pm I need my beauty sleep and you didn't text me when you woke up ):
3:28 pm you don't need beauty sleep
3:31 pm stfu I'm like the green goblin when I don't get my beauty sleep
3:33 pm I wasn't expecting that
3:35 pm (;
3:35 pm so what's the plan for today?
3:38 pm I dunno. I'm thinking lazy day. How's your forever grounding going?
3:41 pm oh it's so lovely. I went to get the mail and my dad freaked when I opened the door.
3:44 pm wow. He sounds like a piece of work.
3:46 pm yea so I'm sneaking out and going over to yours for Netflix and chill
3:46 pm Eva.
3:36 pm kitten.
3:47 pm do you know what Netflix and chill is..
3:48 pm yes I'm not stupid mikey. But I was joking, there will be no Netflix and chilling
3:49 pm but I like Netflix and chill ):
Midnight updates #turnup
If you don't know what "Netflix and Chill" is
It's the frickle frackle.
It's doin the deed
It's doin the dirty
It's having the sex
It's the train in the tunnel
It's hiding the sausage
It's putting the p in the v
YOU ARE READING
Knock, Knock // m.c.
Fanfictiontoxicmalxm 'Knock, knock' "who is this?" 'You're supposed to say, who's there. Now let's try it again. Knock, knock.' "How did you get my number?" 'You're really bad at this'