Introduction (With *sigh* Deadpool)

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Yes, I know, I already wrote a few stories, so why should I do thi─

Yes, you shouldn't, you should be writing my story. 

Wade? How? You know what, I'm not even gonna ask.

The fourth wall is nothing more than a piece of paper for me. Now, off you go, write my story, I'll take it over.

Nope, off you go. Go back to your story, I'll work on it later.

Fuck you. You have multiple drafts, yet you don't post them.

Shut up, my readers don't need to know that. Why did I even write you, you're not in the MCU.

Hm, well, that's gonna change. Watch the my next movie.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

Fucking dumbass.

Can I do the introduction now or are you gonna keep interrupting me?

I'll take over from you.

Wade, don't you dare.

So, hello, readers. This story is written by that fucker and it'll be a masterpiece once she's posted my story, because I'm an awesome fucker. It'll contain the things you (we) are all obsessed with, but also sweet shit and sad shit. If you want a story, you can leave requests in the beginning of a story, at the end or here. Or message the first fucker privately. That's it. Hint: skip the others and read mine ;) 

I'm gonna kill you.

Try, I'll regenerate

I hate you.

You love me. I'm one of your favourite characters

You know what, readers, just go and read the stories.

Mine first!

WADE! STOP IT OR I'M NOT WRITING IT AT ALL!

Fine.

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