Y/N is Spider-Girl, a female version of Spider-Man and a close frien─
No, author, she is my best friend. Let me do this.
*sigh* Fine.
So, Y/N is─ wait, how do you do that bold thingy. Ah, yes, got it.
So, Y/N, who is you, reader, but not really, she is like a variant with your name. She's very sexy, like you, and she is my best friend! The spider that bit her is slightly different than the one that bit Peter, because it made her immortal, like me! We really are gonna be BFFs! In this oneshot (the best one of the book) you'll see how we met!
Okay, so the story is like this... Author, how do you do that twirly thingy you use when you say in whose POV it is? Thank you!
~Wade's POV~
I was sitting on the edge on a building in New York city, just being bored and eating a burrito.
Shit, I'm getting hungry now. Author? Alright, alright, I'll do the story, no need to shout at me! And for fucks sake, watch your language!
Anyway, when I was sitting there, I had the sudden urge to do something stupid. That's how I ended up walking on the highway, getting honked at and causing a few accidents. Okay, no, it were more than a few, but nobody needs to know that.
A truck was coming right in my direction and I didn't worry about it, like always. But then Y/N came and stopped the truck with the webs. I was immediately amazed by her strength.
Alright, no, it was her ass I was amazed by. Her strength was cool, but, damn, that ass!
The way she looked at me when she 'saved' me was just beautiful.
SHE SHOUTED AT YOU FOR BEING STUPID!
Alright, she might've said something like "You stupid motherfucker" or "You could've gotten people killed, you dumb fuck!", but she looked sexy while doing it! And you need to shut up, author, I am doing the story!
After that first moment we met and I just couldn't get her off my mind.
Then a few weeks later I was sitting on the roof again, without a burrito, when I heard something behind me.
I swiftly (That's a nice word, it reminds me of Taylor Swift. I stay up too late, got nothing in my brain. That's what people saaahaaay! Oohooh! That's what people saaahaaay! WADE! Alright, sorry, I'll continue) pulled my katana and pointed it at the intruder of my peace.
"Who dares to put a foot on the roof I claimed as my own?"
"Don't worry, Shakespeare, I don't want to take it from you."
It was her. The beautiful woman with the sexy ass who shouted at me on the highway.
"What can I do for you, milady?"
"Wanna help me kill someone I've been wanting to kill for a long time?"
"Who?"
"My adoptive father, Brock Rumlow."
"Isn't that the motherfucker that was with HYDRA?"
"Yup. They didn't only do experiments on people, also on spiders and then they let the spiders bite people. That's how I got my powers and my strength. And my immortality."
"You're immortal? Me too! We're twins!"
"You in?"
I thought for a second. It could be a trap. But she's sexy and immortal and perfect for me.
"I'm in!"
It didn't take long to find him. He was busy kidnapping some dude with a shield, a man with wings and some hot redhead. Then they say I'm crazy.
The trio was smart, during the kidnapping they found a way to get out of the truck with another woman. Rumlow and his men only noticed when they arrived at their destination.
I took care of the men and Y/N took care of her father, or whatever I'm supposed to call him.
After we did our job, we both bought some burritos and went back to the roof.
Fuck, I should stop talking about burritos, it's making me hangry. Author, stop shouting!
We were sitting next to eachother as we were eating.
"So, you're immortal too?" Y/N then asked.
"Yeah, it's a long story."
"It's nice to not be alone."
"That's true."
"You're fun. We should do more together."
"We should."
And then we turned besties! She's awesome. I don't know if she knows I love her, but some day she will.
This was the oneshot with the one and only amazing me!
Wade, let me do the ending or I'm not posting it.
Fine.
So, this is the story with Deadpool. Let me know what you think and again, if you have requests, let me know!
Yeah, tell her how amazing my writing is!
WADE!
I'll shut up now.
Thank you!
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I love y'all xxx!
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