13. Avengers + Y/N on crack (Everyone)

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The story I'm writing at the moment is taking awhile, so I have made this to keep you all happy. You're welcome.

Credits to the people on TikTok.

Y/N: And why did you decide to wake me up?
Tony: Because it's morning and you should be awake.
Y/N: Oh? I didn't know you wanted to die today?
Tony: You can't kill me, Y/N.
Y/N: Too late, I already decided how

Young Y/N: Can I say a bad word?
Steve: Nonono, we don't say bad words in this household, Y/N.
Young Y/N: This isn't your household, BITCH.
Tony: *chuckles in proud dad*

*Y/N and Nat on a mission*
Nat: I'll take the one on the right.
Y/N: I'll take the one on the left, who looks hot, yet not trustable, yet I'd still fuck him.
Nat: *mumbles* I need a raise...

*The Winter Soldier attacking Nat, Steve, Sam and Y/N*
Y/N: Smash

*The Avengers just chilling in the living room*
Y/N: *barges in*
Y/N: HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!

*Y/N and Morgan (her little sister) sitting in her room*
Pepper: MORGAN HOWARD STARK
Y/N: Oh, you're in trouble, sis
Pepper: YOU TOO, Y/N STARK
Y/N: Run, I'll be right behind you!

*Rocket and Y/N running away, laughing*
Bucky: Y/N! GIVE ME MY ARM!
Tony: *calmly sips coffee while the three of them pass by*

Kid Y/N: SOMEBODY GAVE ME FIREEEE!
Avengers: *panic*
Tony: *runs after Y/N*
Steve: *grabs fire distinguisher*
Nat: *grabs net*
Clint: *grabs water*

*all the Avengers in an elevator that somehow fits them all*
Bucky: So, are we gonna talk about the beard?
Steve: No
Bucky: The hair?
Nat: No
Bucky: The magic man?
Strange: No
Bucky: The fact the fifteen year old is still here?
Tony and Peter: No
Bucky: The aliens?
Guardians of the galaxy: No
Bucky: The talking tree
Groot: I am Groot.

Steve: you need to watch your language, Y/N
Y/N: F... ork
Steve: *glare*
Y/N: Shoot
Tony: *trying not to laugh*
Y/N: Gosh darn it
Y/N: Frickin' heck

*Y/N in Civil War on team Cap*
Y/N: I can't breathe...
Y/N: There's no room in Tony's ego, can we go?

Here you go, I'll maybe make more later.

Also, some of you might already know Wattpad is removing private messages. If you want to stop them, you can sign this petition:  https://chng.it/SXjW7bDtbD The link is also in my last announcement. The person who started this is @Again_Its_Adler , who also has a book with information.

I'll see you all later!

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