The Kamot Girl (Ara Galang&Bang Pineda)

Kamot 9

Vic's

Ughh. This is the goddeym reason why I hate going out to Malls just to buy something 'coz going to is fucking similar to walking! This sucks. Isama pa 'tong walang katapusang mga nagpapa-picture at autograph. Don't get me wrong, I am not against of it or anything it's just very tiring and it's kinda starting to annoy me!

Kadarating pa lang namin but I am already pissed off.

"Oh please, keep movin' guys or else bahala na kayo sa buhay niyo." I sighed.

"Aren't you enjoying it? Well you should bro, I think we'll have fun." Mika added.

I just rolled my eyes, oh wait can you imagine that? Um, I felt so gay. 😅 Natatawa na lang ako sa sarili ko.

We're now heading to a place where you can buy camping stuffs. I didn't even bother myself looking to the name of the store. Ughh. Bahala sila. Mika, Kim, Cienne, Cams, Cyd and Carol looked so damm excited about this freakin' retreat or camping or whatsoever you wanted to call it.

I was driven back to reality when someone put an arm around my neck.

"Victo naman kase minsan na nga lang tayo lumabas lahat e. Wag pabebe." Kim chuckled before burst into laughing.

"Oo nga Ara, wait ano nga pala 'yung about sa Barya at basball bat?" Cienne asked looking sideways to me and Immi.

"Yeah. I was intrigued bout that too." Camille second the motion of her twin.

Mika, Carol and Cyd stopped messing with the flashlights, tents etc. Eh di naman ksi nila tinitingnan eh, in fact ginugulo lang nila. Ano pa nga bang aasahan mo sa mga loko na yan diba? I nearly laugh with the thought. And now their attention were all diverted to me.

Bgo pa ko mainis, inalis ko muna ang mataba't itim na braso na nasa leeg ko. Shit lang hangbigat eh. I am hell sure all of ya know whose arm it is.

"Kimmy's just throwing lot of names to me. Forget it." I answered coldly and try to divert their foci by messing camping stuffs too.

"Maniwala kayo sa ulul na 'yan, ganito kasi 'yon may-"

I raised my eyebrow indicating fear & horror. Sige lang subukan mo.

"May ano..a-ano hininge kasi ako sa kanyang Barya, alam niyo naman medyo poor na ko this past few days and bet ko kasi matuto mag baseball kaya hinihingi ko 'yung baseball bat nila sa bahay. He-he." Palusot naman ni Kimma.

Tinaasan lang siya ng kilay nung lima.

"Alam mo kim? Mas nangingitim ka kapag nagsisinungaling. I am sure kung ano man 'yan sisingaw at sisingaw pa din ang baho ng sikreto na 'yan." Mika uttered conspicuosly.

"Oo nga parang utot lang 'yan. Teka anong amoy un?!! Bullshit ang baho." Asik ni Carol

"Yuck! Umutot ka Twinny?!" Camille accusingly asked.

"Me?! NO! Hell no!!" Cienne hysterically answered.

Fuck it. Ang baho nga talaga. Amoy nabubulok na kwan. Kung ano man ang kinain ng kung sino mang hinayupak na culprit ewan ko na lang!

Halos kami lang naman ang nandito sa loob at yung ibang sales lady kasi nasa labas nitong store 'yung mga supporters namin 'coz the store manager gave us the privileged to exclusively buy things and ayaw niya ding magkaroon ng sort of stampede dito sa loob. You know what I mean.

"Hoy negrang pinagkaitan, can't afford ang gluta at galit sa kaputian, ikaw ba ha?! Umamin ka na. Nakikita ko sa balat mo. Don't you dare lie to me." Banta ko.