Theres an alien in my f#king bed... ☆~CREEK~☆

Chapter 31: Confession

Shit.

What the fuck am I supposed to do I just told Tweek I have feelings for him I cant-

"Craig.... Human emotions are confusing to me..." He takes a small step closer to me before looking into my eyes. "Could you tell me what feelings you have for me...?" His cheeks slowly but surely turn a deep purple as he struggles to maintain eyecontact. He knows what I mean... Crap.

I have to do something... Before I can even think of what to do Tweek takes my hands and brings my knuckles up to his lips. Fuucckkk thats so hot- Hes an alien HES AN ALIEN.

"Tweek what are you doing..?" As much as I hate the reactions hes making me have, I dont move my hands. I let him do as he pleases. Hes an alien AN ALIEN.

He lets my hands leave his lips and brings them up to his cheeks. I subconsciously open my hands to cup them.

He speaks softly. "Craig... Tell me what you meant.." I slowly bring him closer to me. "How do you feel about me...?" I caress his cheek with my thumb. "I think... You like like me...." He leans in. "I think I might.. Also like like you..." He slowly closes his eyes as he gets closer and closer to me before I realize what the fuck is happening.

I push him away, put my hands on my hips and laugh as loud as humanly possible. "HA. HA. HA!! AS A FRIEND!!!"

Tweek stumbles back and waves his arm around like a cartoon character before falling onto his back. "Ow! Wh-hwa..?"

I watch him sit up as I 'adjust my shirt collar' cause damn it is hot!

"Y-yeah!" I a couple deep breaths. "Tweek you are my favorite friend ever..... My best favorite friend."

He simply blinks. "Oh!" He stops looking into my eyes. "I figured as much!!"

"...You what?"

"Yeah! Craig you cant have a favorite friend! The others will get jealous and HATE me!!!"

Oh god I am so glad hes still an innocent alien. The blondes+Clyde haven't tainted him yet!

-♡-

Tweek-

A friend...? He likes me... As a friend? After everything he just made me do..? I couldnt even control myself! Not when we tongue kissed and not now!! Ohhh no! I think I might like like Craig....

I stand up and tug on my shirt a bit. Craig told me about what like meant when I first got here. When you "enjoy" something. That day when Craig got detention and then died, Butters told me what like like was.... When you enjoy a persons company and you like being close to them. He told me he loves Kenny. I dont know what it means to love a person yet because Norans only have one word for "liking someone" and thats ꁝꑀꑀꈵ. ꁝꑀꑀꈵ can have many different meanings but I guess humans made words for every single thing.

Craig sighs in relief for some reason. "Tweek you are something else."

"That was a cover up, Craig.... I like like you. I ꁝꑀꑀꈵ you, Craig. Let me tongue kiss you again!!!"
Was what I wanted to say. But in reality, saying that is way too much pressure man!!

"I dont wanna die Craig! Your friends would kill me!!"

"No they wont. They already know, Tweek. I told them before I told you. Youre my favorite friend ever."

As much as that makes my chest sting a little, it also makes me super happy! Im his favorite friend! Even if he doesnt like like me he probably still likes me!

"Um... Hehe... Really?"

He looks away. "Yes... Totally. Absolutely. Sure. Yes really."

...

He means it! He likes me! Im his favorite Noran friend!

I hug him tightly. He smells like human soap. The soap the spray on them. "Thank you Craig..."

As much as id like to hug him more, Craig pushes me away... I wish hed stop doing that.... He must not like hugs..

"Oh yeah um- Tweek... I asked you here to apologize again- BUT... I wont be doing that anymore. Now, we can just watch the stars. My favorite thing ever...."

"Watch... The stars?"

"Mhm. Do you know about that?"

I nod. "Norans have little celebrations for the stars 10 times a human year and we all dedicate 100 days of the human year to go ꈜꋖꁲꌅ ꒑꒐ꃔꊯ which translates to 'Star look' in english!" He looks disappointed. Very disappointed. He makes a loud unhappy human noise before slumping down on the blanket he had there and eating some of the human cake that smells like coffee then splitting it out because he doesnt like coffee. "Craig? Whats wrong?"

He sighs. "Ive failed you. I was stupid to think a species that probably has spaceships in their backyards didnt know a lot about stars..."

I sit next to him and take the coffee cake he just bit into so I could eat it. This is yummy. "Yeah thats true we do all own spaceships. But dont worry... I like this idea. It reminds me of home..." Except its better. Way better. Way way way way better.

"Yeah but I still feel stupid..."

"Dont." I eat some more coffee snacks. "Because the reason we love the stars so much is not because we have a lot of spaceships."

He pauses. "It isnt?"

"No. Its because we ourselves are stars."