Theres an alien in my f#king bed... ☆~CREEK~☆

extra: Halloween!!

"Hall... Oh-een..?" Tweek looked at me like I had 11 eyes. "What's that? I-is it dangerous...?"

I sighed. He didn't know anything. To be fair though, he came around during the start of the year so Halloween never came up in a conversation.

"It's a holiday Tweek."

He tilted his head. "Oh?"

"Yeah." Cute. "It's when people dress up as something scary or whatever and get candy."

Tweeks antenna turned green. They were almost always green. "S-scary..?"

"Yeah. I'm going as Freddy Krueger."

"THAT SCARY GUY WITH THE LONG FINGER KNIFES?!"

"..I- Yeah sure."

Tweeks antenna started flashing and I knew what was coming next.

"WAHHHH-"

"CHILL." I took his hands in mine. "Nothings real okay? It's for fun. And not everyone is gonna be scary." I felt him become less tense and noticed his face was a little purple. I don't mind since mine is probably a little red. "Clydes going as a taco and he's making Tolkien go as a burrito."

"Really? Humans dress up as food? Kenny was right when he said he is what he eats!!"

I'm gonna fucking kill Kenny. I know for a fact he wasn't talking about food.

"Right... Oh! And Kyle and Stan are going as peanut butter and jelly! Timmy and Jimmy are going as the titanic and the iceberg, the girls are going as the Powerpuff Girls, Kenny told me Butters is going as Cinnamonroll."

Calm. He's realizing there's not much to be worried about.

He looks down at himself. "Do I have to dress up too? I already don't look like a human."

Hm. He could probably just go as himself. That would be less stressful for him.

"I have an idea."

"Hm?"

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"Tweek, I love your costume! You're so cute!!"

Blossom, aka Wendy, compliments Tweeks alien costume. Bubbles, aka Bebe, and Buttercup, aka Red, did too. The Powerpuff Girls didn't bother complementing me though. I'm scary.

"Th-thank you!"

"I'm here, bitches!! And Buttercup!!"

And here comes Kenny. Thank god he didn't come as penis like he said he would. Instead he's Frankenstein's monster. Butters is Cinnamonroll like he said he'd be. What a pair.

"Craigggg nice costume. What them fingers do?" I hate him.

"I hate you."

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Trick or treating. The highlight of Halloween. Actually candy is the highlight. My bad.

Clyde nudges Tweeks arm. "Just knock. Knock and say 'TRICK OR TREAT!!'"

"Argggg..." Tweek shivers. "T-too much pressure." He won't stop eyeing that fake skeleton.

Tolkien chimes in. "Don't worry dude, it's fine. Just do it."

Tweek takes a few steps away from the house. "No! They'll kill me!"

"Timmeh!"

That's it. I can't let this go on. I can see Jimmy ready to make an unnecessary joke. I take Tweeks hand and lean in to whisper in his ear.

"It's gonna be okay..." I slowly take him towards the house. I continue to whisper to him. "I'll knock with you, okay?"

He nods. We knock.

"Trick or treat!!"

Stans dumb dad opens the door. He says something dumb and gives us all edibles. I don't really know what I was expecting.

"Sweet!" Clyde immediately opens his. "Candy!"

Tolkien nearly drops his condiments. (hah lol get it? Cuz he's dressed up as a burrito- I'm not good at this. I'm gonna leave the jokes to Jimmy...) "CLYDE NO!!"

A/N:D
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This is pretty short ik but I wanted to give you guys something for Halloween. Youve all been waiting so patiently for this new version and I thank you all!

It'll be published soon!! I've just gotta figure out how ao3 works lol...

If you can't access ao3 please let me know!! I'll publish it here for those who can only use Wattpad

Goodbye !!!!(for now....)