Theres an alien in my f#king bed... ☆~CREEK~☆

Chapter 44: Fix this!

"I want to die."

Kenny laughs awkwardly. "No you do NOT, Tucker!"

Bebe stands next to him. "Kennys right. What you wanna do, is tell everyone the tru-"

"NO."

They freeze, bumbfounded. I mean that WAS kinda sudden and loud... Not like me at all. I cut her off and everything. But I cant tell everyone the truth.

Bebe blinks. "Im sorry.... What?"

"No." I say again.

Kenny speaks up. "Whyyy...?"

I sigh and cross my arms. Ill tell them if I must. "Im already on thin fucking ice. My first mistake was telling the lie, my second mistake was letting the lie go on for that long and my third mistake will be telling everyone that I lied in the first place." I run a hand under my hat and through my hair. "I cant do that. No one will think im cool anymore, theyll hate me, and ill have to move to another state and change my name to... Meg Trucker or something shitty like that!!"

"Might I suggest, Fag Fucker?"

"Kys."

Bebe pinches the brim of her nose. She doesn't look happy. "Craig.... You stupid stupid homosexual. I cant stand seeing Clyde like this, okay?" She moves her hands from her face and looks at me desperately.

Wait a second.

"Arent you the same person who USED HIM for SHOES????"

She drops the look and is silent for a second. "...That- Thats different! I didn't lie to the entire school!"

Kenny nods giving a bit of "mhm"s

"Yeah no the whole school already knew she was using him. Rumors were going all over. If I remember correctly, thats why he even found out! And then you just- Right to his face too- Just up and said 'Yup im using ur short bitchless ass'-"

"I-I did not say all that!"

"Yeah well thats what everyone on the sidelines heard!"

They seem to be distracted. Nows my chance to book it. Luckily its not like last time I was trapped in the bathroom with them, where everyone was here... so itll be easier to run if I need be-

"Craig where the shit are you going?!"

"Hes making a run for it, Bebe! Get him!"

"Kill him?"

"NO"

I ran out of there faster than I ever have before. Of course this isnt the last time ill see them and theyll just keep trying to pressure me to tell the truth like they all did when I ignored Tweek. Man I still regret that- Anyway im NOT going to budge this time. Not even if Tweek goes through withdrawals again and grows and sticks his nails in his skin and draws blood and- Ugh I think im gonna be sick...

I wont let him go through that again... Ill-

"CRAIIGG TUCKER"

Fuck.

-

"You were running in the halls again, Craig?"

I shrug.

"Mkay... Thats a nasty black eye you got there. Where'd um... Where'd it come from?"

I look to my right. Bebe is seething. I look to my left. Kenny is daydreaming about something disgusting probably.

"Take a guess."

"Mkay." Mr. Mackey looks through some papers on his desk. "This is the... Second time something like this has happened."

I nod.

"Mmkay... Whys that?"

"I dont know."

I do know actually. Its because im the asshole.

That was sarcasm.

"YES YOU DO!!" I wasnt lying when I said she was fuming. This is bullshit. "Sorry... Sorry...."

Mr. Mackey writes something down. "Whats troubling you, Bebe? What did Craig do this time?"

This time? I roll my eyes. Im a good kid actually so I really dont understand why-

"He told the entire school a LIE and wont-"

I stand up, cutting her off.

"First of all I only lied to ONE PERSON-"

She stands up to, cutting me off.

"A lie is a lie, dickwad!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Yuh huh, dumbass!"

"Nuh uh, Dyke!"

"Yuh huh, faggot!"

"THOSE ARE BAD SLURS, MKAY?!" Mr. Mackey stands as well, breaking us up. "YOU SHOULDNT CALL EACH OTHER THOSE MEAN NAMES!!"

I roll my eyes. Im gay. I can say fucking D-ke if i want to. Awe now its censored?! BULSHIT.

"Well isnt lying bad too? Thats ALL Craig likes doing!"

That bitch.

I lean in close and glare as hard as I can to intimidate her. It probably isnt working. "All I like to do is lie huh? Well then you arent secretly in love with-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Shes getting defensive. Im winning.

I lean back and cross my arms with a smug smile. "What? I love to lie right? At least let me get my lie in, bitch."

Bebe jabs her acrylics in my chest. "Y-youre driving us away from the reason we're actually here!"

"Yeah." I start. "You punched me in the fucking face."

She takes a step away from me and squints. "Deserved."

Before I can say anything else, Mr. Makcey makes us sit down and threatens to call our parents. Tricia would torment me forever if she found out I got grounded because a girl PUNCHED ME. Id never hear the end of it. So I sit. Reluctantly.

"Now.." Mr. Mackey points at Kenny. "Him. What is Kenny doing here?"

I honestly have no idea. Maybe he just wanted to be apart of the fun? Maybe its cuz he was just following us? Hes not even with us right now. If im being honest he looks high as shit.

"He was running in halls I guess." Bebe shrugs. Not even she knows.

"Mmmkay...." Mr. Mackey sighs and turns to Kenny, snapping a couple times to get his attention. "Kenny. Why do you think youre here?"

Kenny blinks a couple times, returning to earth from whatever it was on.

"Hm? What?"

"What do you think Kenny?"

Kenny looks so confused. He looks around then back at us, unsure of what we're talking about.

"Uhhhhhhh- OH! I was thinking about- [This sentence has been blocked due to Wattpads community guidelines.]"

We dont say a word. You dont know what he said but we do. We know exactly what he said and I am so glad that Mr. Mackey has decided to call the local priest.

Bebe covers herself, looking understandably uncomfortable. I cover myself too. "He meant.... He meant what you- Nevermind...." She couldn't even get out what she wanted to say.

"What?! W-whatd I say?!"

I scoot my chair far away from him and Bebe follows suit. "Im telling Butters."

"WHAT."

I forgot why we were even here...