The following out of context moments were the ones me and my bestie miss-read or that are actualy in the book like this.
Book: A Study in Scarlet
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"Oh, I didn't say there was anything against him. He is a little queer-"
-Stamford introducing Sherlock to Watson
(He continiued his sentence from there but it's way funnier without the rest)
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Original: "Sherlock Holmes sniffed sardonically. "Lecoq was a miserable bungler,"
What we did to it: "Sherlock Holmes sniffed his c0 caine. (*french accent*) "Lé c0ck was miserable."
(The name "Lecoq" is actualy pronounced like "Lé c0ck" xp)
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Original: "You are as thin as a lath and as brown as a nut." -Stamford to Watson
What we did to it: "You are as thin as a lath and as brown as my nuts."
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"A fellow who is working at the chemical laboratory upat the hospital. He was be moaning himself-"
- (again) Stamford describing Sherlock :/
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"Ha, ha!" , he cried, clapping his hands, and looking as delighted as a child with a new toy."
-Sherlock Holmes after finding a chemical to identify blood
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"Let us have some fresh blood!"
-Sherlock, happy as a child
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"I always smoke "ship's" myself."
-Dr. Jawn Watson
(Oh, I smoke ships as well, Jawny-boi)
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"I thougth I had better bring you together."
-Stamford, best wingman of London
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"But the Solar System!" ,I protested.
-Watson to Sherlock, who didn't know that the earth goes around the sun
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Okay, I guess that's enough for today my children :p
Bu-bye,
Issa
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