Yesterday's best funni moments

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Hello and welcome to *drums* YESTERDAY'S TOP THREE FUNNI MOMENTS (Im sorry)

1.Whenever I poke my bestie she makes a weird screeching Sound and it always sounds different... So yesterday when I poked her she almost fell from her chair and screeched like Satan himself!

2.  So... how do you say "zipfel" in english... I'm back and doctor Google said it means tip. So yesterday (and today) I was wearing a hoodie jacket thing and the hood of it is just a little big for my head so when I wear it a tip (Like the smurf hats) is visible on it. 

3. (Number Three got lost... in VOID_2.0 eventualy)

And noww the insiders of yesterday!

1. K l e b e r. (German for gluestick) So one of my friends had a group project with some guys. And she asked for a gluestick. One of the guys wanted to give her one but then another one said: "Take mine. It's bigger." And suddenly she burst out laughing. And since then kleber is the (unnececary) "codeword" for d!ck. :/

2. Jawn the sheep. It's a mixture of the intro of shawn the sheep and John Watson. Just imagen it.
An alternate Version is sean the sheep but he's too precious to make fun of. (The broom boi with [almost] no flaws <3)

3. "dAs KaNn mAN jeTZt aBer AUCh fALscH inTerRpREtiERen. :3" (It's German. Ask Google please)

Ily,

Issa

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