One Piece Oneshots

Drunk!Usopp x Female!Reader

Note: This is a heavy smut/lemon. You have been warned.

The evening had a nip in the air. The winds were bellowing a low tune. Your hair flowed peacefully as you watched the stars dance. Sadly, the peace was interrupted as you heard shrieks of laughter.

Your crew was celebrating a victory over a battle with the Marines. They were getting ridiculously drunk. Last you saw, as you were stepping out, Zoro and Sanji were hugging.

Returning to the moment, you continued to gaze at the stars and take note of constellations. You heard movement behind you and turned to find Usopp stumbling around. His stance was imbalanced and he was slurring his words.

"HeYyyyyy, y/n," He said. You could smell the alcohol in his breath as he drew closer.

"Usopp, are you ok?"

"Yeah, peachy. Speaking of peachy, that peach looks nice," He said with a seductive tone.

Puzzled, yet flustered, you inquired as to what he meant. He gestured to your butt. You rolled your eyes knowing that he was drunk and it was the alcohol talking. After all, the Usopp you love was shy and quiet. You decided to step away. After that interaction, you decided to retire for the evening, in hopes that he does the same.

Usopp followed you into the hallway leading to the crew's quarters. You pressed on and decided to open your door to shut him out. Before you could even reach the handle, you felt arms snake around your waist and a gust of hot breath on the back of your neck.

You remained still, unsure what to do. Waiting for his move, you heard him mumble:

"Such a beautiful neck..."

That did it.

You pulled Usopp into your room and pushed him onto the bed. After doing this, you got up and closed the door. Turning around, you began to strip off pieces of garments. Mind you, Usopp is a timid individual and he usually doesn't make the first move. This moment was different, this time, he was different.

As you were struggling with the last few garments, he got off the bed and rushed to assist, never breaking eye contact. Usopp turned you against the wall and ripped your panties off. You gasped at the sudden action. He slicked his fingers against your wet pussy. You let out a low moan. Usopp took note of this and pressed himself against you and started thrusting his fingers in and out.

This moment lasted for awhile. You against the wall and Usopp shoving his fingers deep into your core. Moments last for a moment after all, and yours was interrupted.

"Hey Usopp, I have something to help you with..."

You stood there staring at Sanji as he walked in. You were in a position where Sanji wouldn't see you completely naked but just enough for him to see what you both were doing. Usopp was unfazed while both you and Sanji were in disbelief.

Sanji regained his composure and proceeded to ask if he could join. Usopp punched him in the face and kicked him out.

Too embarrassed to continue, you push Usopp away and walk to the bed. Sitting there in silence, unsure what to do.

Usopp joined you and sat on the edge. You both listened to the creaking of the ship. Usopp was the first to speak.

"You know, I've sobered up and that was honestly hilarious," He said with a chuckle.

You also giggled at this. Sure it was awkward sitting there and joking about the interruption, but that's how you make light of the situation.

Usopp, taking charge, crept his hands onto your thighs. "We can continue if you're comfortable and now that I'm a bit sober," he said gently.

You said "yes" and you both picked up where you left off.

Usopp wrapped his strong arms around your waist and laid you flat on the bed. He traced his fingers down your stomach and teased your wetness. You started to squirm under him as you felt yourself coming close. He pulled his finger out and moved his face to yours. He kissed you gently at first, then licked your lips for permission. You engaged in a French kiss and your tongues danced the tango. While doing this, Usopp became incredibly hard (I mean he was hard the whole time but became much harder). Noticing this, he pull away and took off his overalls. His full length was now free. He positioned himself at your entrance and looked up at you. His eyes asking for permission and to make sure he wouldn't hurt you. You gave him a nod and proceeded.

There was pain at first. His size was large and it stretched you. Tears pricked at your eyes and he wiped them away. He proceeded to kiss you to distract you from the pain. Pain turned to pleasure and you urged him to start moving. The pace was slow and steady. Gentle thrusting, almost in a teasing way. You craved a faster pace and begged him to go faster. Usopp obliged and quickened his pace. Moans echoed your room as his cock hit deeper and deeper with each thrust. Usopp became a beast in bed.

"I'm getting close," Usopp said in between breathes.

"Me too," you huffed out.

Usopp started kissing your chest and sucking on your breasts. Leaving hickeys in his wake, you felt this urging you on. Suddenly there was a wave of pleasure as you came. Squirming all over him as your muscles tightened, he thrusted faster. Exhausted from your release, you laid and waited for his. He too came shortly after,

Usopp pulled out and laid next to you. You pulled him closer and kissed his lips, neck, and chest. Usopp, loving this, returned the same favor. After snuggling, you drifted off to sleep. Usopp got up to clean you up and allow you to sleep. He admired his work and then took his place next to you.

At the end of the day, drunk words are sober thoughts.