"NI*** I AM ONE DIGIT AWAY FROM YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY!" Malswrld
"THIS MOTHERFUCKER HELD ME 50 STORIES UP, INTERROGATED ME, AND AFTER I GAVE HIM THE INFORMATION, THIS NI*** LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAID "GOOD LUCK." AND PROCEEDS TO DROP ME! I ONLY SURVIVED BECAUSE THERE WAS A FUCKING CHRISTMAS TREE!" Malswrld
"Do you want me to just, accuse someone, randomly, in a courtroom? Yes that would be very good right now." Doobus Goobus
"I quit doing meth for good, now I'm doing it for evil." Max0r
"Im going to shit yourself." Max0r
"Just more murder, like usual." Easyspeezy
"Why is anything happening right now exactly the way I don't want it because everything is happening which means everything happened" Markiplier
"Why does he look like Mr. Popo with green hair?" Malswrld
"You could have helped, but you wanted to be a DICK RIIIIIIDAH!" *said in same voice as HOG RIDAH!* Malswrld
"Join our discord server to get groomed." Rogurt
"HOW. *bangs* DO. *bangs* YOU. *bangs* DO. *bangs* FELLOW. *bangs* KIDS. *bangs* Schaffarillis Productions
"Drink poison, it's good!" Doobus Goobus
"WHY DOES THIS RABBIT HAVE THE BIGGEST BOOBS ON ANYTHING EVER?!" Markiplier
"Now let's talk about Bojack's massive horse cock." Schaffarillis Productions/ Space Tree Studios
"TOP 10 DUMBEST NI****S IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY, MY GOD!" Malswrld
"Your mom is dead, order pizza for dinner." Schaffarillis Productions
"When the shit is so bad you have to get naked." Idk who
"Oh I'm boned!" Markiplier
"Oh are you gonna cry? Ya little baby boohoo? Ya gonna cry?" Markiplier
"I abbreviated CyberPunk, worst mistake of my life." Max0r
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N x Uzi stories and shorts bc I can't sleep
FanfictionThis is just fluff and some drama, and might be rlly bad, comment where I need to improve! Might add more stories later. Also no smut, lots of ships and some angst for drama and tension. N is 17, Uzi is 18; not canon but I wanted. N is very depresse...
