So now that we are here, this is how it's going to work. I will be reacting to the book in a style of how you casually read a book, a bit different from the inline comments. Of course roasting the heck out of it! Of course I am a guy so expect dude humor lmao.
Now I will be doing that for 1 chapter (Also Includes my famous parody Summary) where after I give another roast at the end roasting the author itself XD.
Of course after the roast I give a short review of what I actually thought with the link to the author's profile!
However this time there is more!!
If you comment “round 2” on your roast you will automatically get 3 more chapters roasted in another chapter. If on that roast the original author comments “round 3” they will get another 5 chapters roasted!!!
Only future authors that have their stories on the longlist can comment “Longlist” on their Round 3 roast and receive an extra 5 chapters.
Be aware that you need to have enough chapters so if you want all the rounds of roast for your books a total of 9 chapters are needed.
Also this book is limited event. Once ONC results are released this book will be closed so get in while you can!!!
KK I fuckin hate rules so lets get this dog shit over with XD.
1. I'll be making jokes from A to Z, I will be testing where "limit" is so to speak. If you can't handle that, don't enter lmao saves me trouble.
2. If you can't handle personal roasts don't enter.
3. Don't be offended because in the end it's a joke after all. (unless your book is actually bad XD, but I will give constructive arguments for it)
4. I accept mature and LGBTQ+ as always
5. Your story needs 5 chapters minimum!
6. The amount of reads don't matter here!
7. Any genre is allowed!
Those were the rules. For this time you don’t have to follow my main account nor do you have to tag people. HOWEVER you do need to follow the community account!! Be sure to throw this book in the sewers after ya done!!
Welp what you are waiting for readers FILL IN THE DAMN FORMS 0-0 DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN!!!!
I SWEAR I WILL LICK THE SOLE OF YOUR FOOT LIKE A POPSICLE IF YOU DON'T!!!
Jk jk jk XD
Seriously tho help a community out fr fr!!!
Also you will be getting this sticker after I finish the 1st round roasting!!!
NEXT!!!!!
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Open ONC Roasting
HumorWell Well its a limited roasting book ala Benji, made for celebrating the ONC event!