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Ren: Are you reading fanfiction?
Cub, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.
Ren: Oh is it on AO3?
Cub: This is CNN.
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Etho, to Grian: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up!
Grian: *proceeds to kick him in the shin and run away*
Mumbo, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call Grian cute or small.
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Iskall: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you. Love, Bdubs'*
Gem: Oh yeah, I didn't think this was for me. *holds up a note that reads: 'Be good. For the love of God, please be good.'*
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Cleo: How would you like your hair cut?
Tango: Preferably with scissors, but a sword would be badass.
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*at Scar's zoo*
Skizz: What are they in for?
Pearl: Skizz, this isn't prison.
Skizz: So they can leave?
Pearl: No, but-
Skizz, pointing at a ocelot: I bet that one murdered someone.
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Xisuma: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
False: I only like dark humor.
Xisuma, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
False:
Xisuma: An IMPASTA!
Respectfully... I totally called it. Just ignore the fact it says False.
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Zedaph, holding a fork: You know you're talking a lot of sh!t for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs that each cost about $16,000 on the black market.
Impulse: ...
Zedaph: *lip smack*
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Joel: No thanks.
Joel: I'm God.
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Grian, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Scar: It means in like hand-to-hand combat.
Grian: Ohhhhh-
Doc: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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Keralis: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!
Jevin: KILL IT! SMASH IT!
Stress: BURN IT!
Keralis: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!
xB: Awww, it's so cute! Look at it!I
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I hope you enjoyed whatever this was, I sure did.
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