Since y'all like this so much I suppose I can pop in for a random update. 😉 Enjoy!
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Scar: You know how to unlock handcuffs with a paperclip? Teach me!
Mumbo: Absolutely not.
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Ren: Biology tells you you're 70% water. Chemistry tells you you're 60% oxygen. Physics tell you you're 99.9999999% empty space. And I tell you you're 100% a cutie.
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Joel, getting tired of the constant obsessions the others have over him: Partners are cool and stuff... but have you ever had garlic bread?
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This is a daily occurance.
Gem: GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOT
Grian: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS
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Listen I don't know Joe very well but I'm pretty sure this is his type of humor.
Joe: Be your own father!! Let yourself down!!!
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Etho: Sure, I don't get a "healthy" amount of sleep like SOME people do, but can they do this?
Etho: *stands up, and blacks out for a second*
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Impulse: Where's Tango?
Skizz: I don't know. He just left.
Impulse: What? Why?
Skizz: We were watching Spongebob, then he stood up and said "life is too short" and walked out.
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Xisuma: Look, all of Cleo's weapons are gone.
Doc: But I thought they kept their weapons somewhere else?
False: No, those are their everyday weapons. These were her good weapons - the ones she breaks out when company comes to visit.
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Iskall: I demand you to hug me.
Cleo: ...
Stress: That's how they ask for hugs.
Beef: You'll get used to it.
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Zedaph: My body's not a temple. It's Luigi's Mansion.
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Bdubs: So sue me, it's October, I'd like to live on island time for a day! Cut me some slack!
Impulse: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you?
Impulse: Do you want me to put you on blast, cuz I got your history, right here in the sidebar: 'Take it Back' by Jimmy Buffett, 'Nautical Wheelers' by Jimmy Buffett, 'Jolly Mon Sing' by Jimmy Buffett, 'Steamer' by Jimmy Buffett...
Impulse, getting increasingly more agitated: 'Treat Her Like a Lady' by Jimmy Buffett, 'Mañana' by JIMMY BUFFETT, 'WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUM' BY JAMES BUFFETT-
Bdubs: ...
Impulse: ...and 'Havana Daydreaming' by Jimmy Buffet. What the HELL (apologies, but I couldn't leave that out, cmon) happened to you? Are you haunted? Are you actually possessed?
Bdubs, squeakily: I had a case of the Mondays!
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Incorrect Quotes ft. Hermitcraft
De TodoI decided to put the hermits names into an incorrect quotes generator. I'm not sure I got them all, so just warning you. This will also be only the season 10 hermits because they're the ones I know. Of course I don't own the Hermits, they own themse...
