Incorrect Quotes ft. Hermitcraft

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Joe: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking  'Are we about to kiss?'

Joe: Doesnt work with getting you out of speeding tickets, though.

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Scar, dangling from a rope over a pit of fire: Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?

Cub: Yes?

Scar: We're in too deep.

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Joel: I told Etho that his ears turn red when he lies.

Beef: Do they?

Joel: No.

Beef: Then why did you tell him that?

Joel: Because I can do this.

Joel: Hey Etho! Do you love us?

Etho, with his hands over his ears: No.

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Hypno: I'd like to live through a whole week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start The Fire."

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False: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?

Cleo: There isn't another one. You're crazy.

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Stress: I need life advice.

Ren, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You have come to the right person.

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Gem: Okay, two person huddle.

Grian: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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Doc: When did you become a hero?

Wels: Um... The moment I saved you from getting killed.

Doc: You're the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.

Wels: Well... sucks to be you, don't it?

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Gem: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Mumbo: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Grian: Three of us saw it Mumbo. How do you explain that?

Mumbo: *points at Scar* Sleep deprivation. *points at Grian* Paranoia. *points at Joel* Delusional personality disorder.

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Cub: What's the scariest horror movie you ever watched?

Tango: IT.

Skizz: Annabelle.

Impulse: Paranormal Activity.

Zedaph: High School Musical. All throughout highschool I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesnt know the words.

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xB: Ew. What kind of tea is this?

Keralis: I boiled Gatorade.

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