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Zedaph: Skizz, I am nothing if not a man of principal.
Zedaph: Now let's break into this apartment.
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Joe: Happy birthday Doc! I'm your gift!
Doc, whispering to Ren: Did you get the receipt, or do I have to keep him?
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Joe: Count me in!
Joel: Who the heck are you?
Joe: Oh you know my sibling! She was in the Life Series!
Joel: Oh yeah, Cleo! How is she doing?
Joe: Oh yeah, not too good. She's been dead for the past month.
Grian: What the heck, she didn't tell us?
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Gem: I made tea.
Etho: I don't want tea.
Gem: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
Etho: Then why did you tell me?
Gem: It's a conversation starter.
Etho: It's a horrible conversation starter.
Gem: Oh is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Beef: What's up with you?
Iskall: What do you mean?
Beef: You've been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What's your game?
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Impulse: *lifting weights*
Mumbo: Wow... He's so intense!
Pearl: I wonder what drives him.
Impulse, internally: Oh I'm gonna be SO good at giving hugs.
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Xisuma: You better buckle down and do your work or you're gonna end up at McDonalds.
Keralis: We going to McDonald's if I don't do my work?
Xisuma, trying not to laugh: NO-
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Stress: What happened to your nose?
False: I used it to break some guy's fist.
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Skizz: There's no i in happyness
Tango: There is if you spell it right.
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Scar: War is heck.
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Hypno: That's the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Jevin: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Hypno: I like the way you think.
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Incorrect Quotes ft. Hermitcraft
RandomI decided to put the hermits names into an incorrect quotes generator. I'm not sure I got them all, so just warning you. This will also be only the season 10 hermits because they're the ones I know. Of course I don't own the Hermits, they own themse...
