A DORK DIARIES FANFICTION ✨✨
Ever wondered what Nikki's best friend, Chloe, is like?
Well, all your questions will be answered in this book.
Join in the journey as Chloe narrates her ups and downs as a kid at a new school.
New friends and New drama...
I MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE AND I KNOW I'M GOING TO BE PUNISHED FOR ITTTTTT!
How on EARTH did I get into this mess?!
My parents might receive a letter from my school any minute now.
At lunch, Zoey noticed I was looking at Ryan and she couldn't help but tease me. "Hey! Admit it, you have a crush on Ryan". "I don't!" I denied it, knowing fully well that she was right. " That's a lie. It's so evident, the way you look at him! C'mon admit it or I'll make you". "How?" I dared her. "With a game of T&D!" "You know fully well that I won't play" "Well, you just have to play, whether you like it or not!" she said strictly. "No way! I'm not playing". "Yes you are". "No" "Yes!" "NO!" I yelled. "YES!" she yelled back.
All this yelling went on like forever, until I said yesss. I can't resist peer pressure sometimes. It's a habit I'm trying so hard to kill.
"Yay! If anyone of us doesn't play fair, that person will have to do a chicken dance infront of everyone present here at the cafeteria! Deal?"
" Yeah sure. Whatever " I replied nonchalantly.
" Okay you go first. Truth or Dare?" Zoey asked with her eyes bulging out in anticipation.
I was going to say Truth, but I felt Zoey might take it to her own advantage and ask me something like, " Do you like Ryan Crenshaw?" Or "Who do you have a crush on?"
Of course I'm not stupid!
Zoey was trying to play smart, but I'm smarter. "Dare!" I said with so much confidence. What's the worse that could happen?
Suddenly, a huge smirk spread across her face, it was terrifying. Then she rubbed her palms together and gave me a serious look.
" I dare you to walk over to the CCPs table and dump Jessica's face in her food".
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I almost peed my pants 😵💫!
"Zoey! You know I can't do that!" I whisper shouted at her.
"Well, you better do it or face the consequences" She said with an evil grin.
This is what I get for making a friend too soon! How was I supposed to do that? I'll get into trouble! Probably detention or suspension or....*gasp*! EXPULSION!
No no no no no! My parents would grill me like BARBECUE!! I can't take that risk.
"Sorry Zoey! I can't do something like that. What if Jessica reports me to the authorities? I'd get expelled from school. I'm not doing it. You can unfriend me if you want, but I won't do any chicken dance or dump Jessica's head in her food. I'd like to see you try doing something like that!".
But of course I said all that inside my head 😁.
Yes, I'm mad at Zoey for giving me such a cruel dare, but I would never hurt her feelings. She was there for me when I had no one, so...
*SIGH*
... I'll do the stupid dare!
It's also a great revenge on Jessica!
I was humiliated because of her, so now is the time to give her a taste of her own medicine!
"Are you backing out 😏?" Zoey smirked, "then get ready to chicken dance 🐓🐓BUCK-BUCK-BUCK-KAH".
"Fine. I'll do it!" I snapped.
"You will chicken dance?" Zoey asked confused.
I couldn't help but roll my eyes at her,"No silly. I'll dump Jessica's stupid face in her lunch. It's about time I got my revenge on her for tripping me over the other day".
I didn't even bother looking at Zoey's facial expression, I just marched to the CCPs table. They were all laughing and making fun of a nerd, Theodore Swamgrine, I think. Jessica was all over Ryan like a love sick puppy. It was unbearable! I slammed my hand on their table and looked them all in the eye. Ryan seemed surprised or something. Mackenzie looked irritated, and Jessica was practically boiling.
First, I did a hair flip😝. Then I went closer to Jessica. "What does this dork want? Did she forget to take her meds or something?" Jessica teased. I had enough! I held her by her hair and slammed her face down into her food.
Everyone went "oooooh"
In no time, people gathered the scene and watched as Jessica slowly raised her head from her salad 🥗 with her mouth wide open, and cleansed her eyes in disbelief.
"WHAT THE HECK DORK?!" Mackenzie yelled. Jessica looked at me like she was going to murder me in the cafeteria for ruining her lunch and spoiling her expensive make up. One of her lash extension was practically in the salad 😶😶. She looked like a mutant with one lash extension on her right eye.
I decided to handle the matter maturely by... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...GETTING THE HECK OUTTA THERE! I ran out of the cafeteria.
I heard "oooohs" and never ending murmuring.
I went straight to the office and called my mom. I lied about feeling sick so the secretary would take me seriously and excuse me from school. I waited for my mom anxiously at the reception.
When my mom arrived, I ran into the car like my hair caught on fire. "All good dear? I heard you were feeling sick?" mom asked concerned. "Yeah... I'm good! Just DRIVEEE!" Immediately, she stepped on it.
Now I'm so scared.
Mom even demanded I got treated, but I told her all I needed was rest. But she wasn't ready for excuses, so she dumped a tablet of Tylenol in my mouth and made me swallow it.
Now I feel queasy and heavy headed, (if that's a word).
My so called "BFF", Zoey, got me into this mess, and she didn't even bother calling me.
