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I was at my locker this afternoon, writing in my dairy and minding my dang business, when someone snatched it from ME!!!
Someone unexpected!
Well, not really unexpected!
She's namely, a rat in heels, a lipgloss addict and a killer shark with blonde extensions!
MACKENZIE HOLLISTER!
Mackenzie is such a B****, and her future children might end up like her!!!
Infact, all her generations will be like their ancestor, MACKENZIE HOLLISTER!See what I mean?!
"Well, well, well! What do we have here?" She said, flipping the pages of my dairy.
"Give that back you twerp!" I desperately reached for my dairy and tried to grab it from her, but Jessica held my hands.
"Twerp? Seriously?! I think you mean DIVA! I'd prefer to be called that. After all, my daddy is so rich, and he promised to open a fashion boutique for me someday. And I'll be a famous fashion designer and I'll design celebrities Met Gala clothes! Especially Lady Gaga's!" Mackenzie boasted.
" Mackenzie, did you forget to take your meds again? Your Blabber-Itis is acting up again. Sure you're okay babe?" I shot my shot! BAM!
" Aww, thanks for caring about my health, but I could really ask you the same thing. What disease makes teenage girls like you, wear HIDEOUS clothes! Hope it isn't contagious!" Mackenzie covered her nose with her hanky and looked me up and down like I was a month old SNOT!
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CHLOE'S DIARY:{Tales from a-not-so-great-BFF}✓
FanficA DORK DIARIES FANFICTION ✨✨ Ever wondered what Nikki's best friend, Chloe, is like? Well, all your questions will be answered in this book. Join in the journey as Chloe narrates her ups and downs as a kid at a new school. New friends and New drama...