We're fine without him () Chris Evans x OC ✓

Chapter 20

*FEW MONTHS LATER, JAMES'S POV*

"Wake up Row, we gotta make Dad breakfast! It's his birthday!" I try to wake my twin brother up, but he just won't budge. "I'm gonna get Dodger to lick your face until you start choking from drowning."

"Alright I'm up!" He shots up and gets out of bed. "What do you want Jay? It's, yeah I can't read clocks yet, just early." I sigh before throwing his clothes at him. "Put this on, we're making him breakfast."

I leave our room and walk downstairs. Mommy and Daddy are both still asleep, that's why I woke my brother up at 7 AM. This has to be a completely suprise. No distractings. Maybe I should've have woken my brother up then.

"Morning." He says as he walks down the stairs. Normally he's the responsible one, but not today. Today Jameson Evans is gonna be responsible, only today though. Tomorrow I'll go back to being the wild one.

"Good morning sunshine, we're gonna make Daddy breakfast. But he and Mommy are sleeping. You heard? Slee-ping. So we gotta be quiet." Robin rolls his eyes as he walks over to the cutting board.

"You are the one who can't be quiet to save his life, so I should be the one to tell you to shut up. Anyways, can you grab yogurt, the normal kind and a bowl. I'll cut up the fruit. Oh! And grab oatmeal."

That's how I know him. I immediately drop the leader thing and do what my brother asked. Normally I would've fought him over it, but I'm not in the mood now. It's early.

I hear giggles from the stairs. "Chris!" Someone squeals, it sounds like Mommy's voice. "Retreat, now!" Robin whisper yells. We tip toe run to the dining room and hide under the cloths of the table. "I wanna see, Row." I move the cloth aside to see what's gonna happen.

Mom is sitting on Dad's arms, both with massive smiles. He sits her down on the counter, luckily we didn't start yet with making breakfast. Dad starts kissing Mom's neck, while Mom is just giggling.

"Gross, I wanna puke." I whisper as I look at Robin. He has a bag with candy in his hand, a small piece in his mouth. "You want some?" I face palm myself before taking a piece of candy and popping it into my mouth. "Still wanna puke?"

"No. I was kidding, Row. Kid-ding." I return to watching my parents kissing. Since when did they start doing this?

"Baby, this is already the best birthday of my life. Seeing you come undone four times in a row, great. Making love to you is the best thing ever." Come undone? What does that mean?

"Let's not ask questions about what coming undone mean, Jay, I can see your brain trying to figure it out. Not that you have much brain cells, more uhh, cobwebs." I nudge his shoulder before returning to Mom and Dad's show.

"Quickie on the counter?" Dad asks with a smirk. "No, babe, it might be your birthday but I don't wanna do it here. I'm gonna make breakfast here in 3 hours. I don't want James and Robin to have toast with cum."

Robin covers my mouth before I could say something. But what is cum? "Don't even think about it Jay. Just don't." I lick his hand, making him remove it immediately. "Weirdo." Row mumbles before returning to the conversation.

"You're right love, I'm gonna make you cum back in bed! After you had your water." He hands her a cup of water. After Mommy finished it she put it in the sink next to her.

"Good job princess. Let's get you back to bed. Do your legs still hurt from, ya know?" They both chuckled. "Yes they do, but I can walk like a big girl." Well yeah she's a big girl, 36, that's a big girl age. "But I'm still gonna carry you, love."

Daddy picked Mommy up like she's a feather and carried her back upstairs. "What means making love to you? What means quickie? What means cum. Why should her legs hurt?" I ask immediately.