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sick mornings

authors note : before reading this story i am going to warn you, its either going to make you laugh or groan

varpee's POV (point of view)

i wake up with sweat beads on my unibrow, i was shivering and literally started when i jolted awake, time to get new diapers because I've been wearing the same for literally 2 years. so anyways you might be wondering what my nightmare was, it was THE most terrifying nightmare ever it was so scary that i did shit when i woke up, it was even scarier than the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks. i dreamt that Alfred the almighty, strongest of them all, Alfred the goldfish. he was drowning in my toilet and the worst part is, my poop was in it and Alfred was no longer gold, he was dark brown like dark chocolate my favorite, for a minute i did think of eating it because after all i did eat chocolate last night, but! after all it was just a piece of poopie. Anyways thats how my day started, well it is how it always starts except the diaper part, everything else is pretty much the same.

So anyways I'm just a normal 20 year old different from everyone else, i am cool, i am smart, i am sexy but i am especially varpee. Anyways i am 20 and I'm turning, i don't know but my b-day cake fairy will tell me by writing on my cake and if you're wondering what b-day means, it means birthday, b-day is what the cool kids call it, anyways I'm throwing up a party tomorrow so anyways I have no friends so I hired or as I like to call it "invited" some of my once a year friends over to the coolest party I am throwing up