just go with me

getting to know you

authors note: WARNING, there's a lot of change of POV so keep track of that

anal's POV

now I had two dates one with varpee and one with nickback, who knew dressing up as a fairy could be such a turn on for guys, because I wasn't really interested in both of them I texted them saying to meet me at the trash can of ms.malyia's house and then they will meet each other, hahaha I am evil.

I texted anal and varpee who's house trash can to meet "me" at and waited behind the bushes to see what will happen, it was a rose bush so I did poke my bum a few couple of times, oh well it didn't really hurt. the first person who arrived on time was nickthat and he was wearing a pink suite and yellow bow hmm nice and then I saw varpee walking around the block and looking questionably at nickthat, then he walked over to him and said "I have date" "what you go man today is not your birthday I don't have to listen to anything you say, I have date with anal" nickthat said, "wait what me too he texted me to meet here, that means he tricked us" varpee said surprised, I snickered a little and fell on the thorns and it hurt so I started crying and ran to my home

varpee's POV

"why will he do that, I look sexy" nickthat said, I snorted and said "what about me I am double the hot you are, you know what about  instead of fighting let's start over and forget about everything that happened, ok? truce?" I asked because nickthat was also hot and I kinda did think he is the one "um ok I guess there's no harm" nickthat replied

nickthat's POV

that night varpee took me to a picnic under the stars with ham smoothie and banana sandwich and it was fun and I had a good time then we lived happily ever after for 2 days because then I remembered varpee has a microscopic pënis. so I ran away to a different country and changed my name to Christopher and had a pet tabby cat because I love tabby cats now because it attached anal aha and also because of spending time with varpee's tabby cat

THE END