just go with me

bears and toilet misfits

nickthat's POV

I went to the cage attached to the back of our van, it had a bear in it because what if someone says they want a bear. so I opened the cage and let the bear out and just as I was doing that i remembered I was supposed to train it first and that it was a not trained bear and might bite peoples and it was walking around in this party, then I forgot all my worries when I remembered it wasn't a kids party but actually I forgot the worries because I saw a girl, I think maybe it was a boy but both are good I like girls and boys, so anyways I saw this girl/boy and she/he was so hot I made a poopie, I went over to her/him and asked for the name "my name is anal" and that cleared the fact that he is a he and has the SAME NAME AS MY IMAGINERY BOYFRIEND MAYBE THIS IS HIM. He looked so pretty in the fairy costume he was wearing with sparkly makeup and sparky thongs which I saw when he was lifting up his skirt underneath which he did I fact wear black tights but also sparky pink thongs "do you want to hear a fairytale" he said sprinkling glitter every where and then he showed me a tail he has attached on his thongs, then I remembered that I did shit my pants so I went to the birthday boy and asked for the toilet, he winked at me and showed me the directions to his room's toilet.

When I came out he was lying down on his bed naked with only a top hat covering his microscopic penìs "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" i screamed and left the room immediately and when I reached downstairs the bear was running around crazily and was wearing the black bow from anal's dress, I being the heroic clown I was felt like I needed to save the bow because gurlll that dress looks ugly without it, so I ran behind the bear and tried taking the bow back but of course instead that stupid birthday boy who's name is "varpee" did and he gave it back to anal but that's ok because I am getting anal not him, I will make sure.

by the end of the day me and anal had a date for tomorrow at the trash can in somebody's house I think so she said she will text me the details! but whatever it is with anal which is perfect. on the day of the date I am wearing pink suit with a yellow tie and I have to say I will look sexy I'm also wearing my clown wig because I am actually bald and there's a flowers and unicorn tattoo on my bald head which I got when I was 5 years old which I regret, if I would get a tattoo now I would get a angry Persian cat tattoo

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