just go with me

meeting the ONE

varpee's POV (on his birthday)

it has been the best one hour of my life so far, I was crying, pooping and staring at my cat who was also pooping next to me in her mini toilet. Today I got lots of birthday gifts and it only cost me 200rs for buying all those gifts I bought 4 packets of chocolate 50rs each I thinking it is a good bargain, anyways then I opened the first packet and I was surprised it was dark chocolate, my favorite, then I opened the second packet and I was surprised it was dark chocolate, my favorite, then I opened the third packet and I was surprised it was dark chocolate, my favorite, then I opened the fourth packet and I was surprised it was dark chocolate, my favorite. and then I realized all of them was the same equal and then I was samely equally surprised.

When the friends I meet once a year came I was also surprised there was a new member, he was sexy, his curly red colored hair was to die for, I think he is the ONE. he came over to me and in a straight tone said "where is that damn pussy" he said that and left but after five minutes he came back and said "seriously where is that cat I can't find it", anyways I went all Shakespeare on him because I'm good at that but I also went a little Ravindranath Tagore on him so he won't get scared, i said "what is your name honey dear" "what is honey bear, you want a bear also for your birthaday?, ok I will can bring the bear" he said going to get a bear, but i didn't want a bear I am scared of bears. sigh maybe he is not the one oh well