(okay so this has slight cursing (in Italian) and there is a slightly goofy vibe for a bit, but it seriouses out.)
Mario: *Finally.. all he has worked for to get out of this place is finally paying off... He was at the final sin. The hall of pride.. Just in that next room. Strangely, Riba somehow managed to get here.*
Riba: Oh. Hey Mario. *He said causally.*
Mario: Hey- How did you get here-?
Riba: We gonna go beat up Marchionne or not?
Mario: (Why was I expecting him to answer me?) Uh.. Sure.
Riba: Well, let's get a move on!
*The two walked up the hall... Marchionne was waiting.*
Marchionne: *He frowned at the sight of Riba.* You're not supposed to be here.
Riba: Well, surprise.
Marchionne: *He attempted to stab Riba, just to get him out of the way, but Riba just dodged him.*
Riba: Nice try.
Marchionne: Whatever. Two disappointments won't be much to handle.
Mario: Mama mia....
*BOSS BATTLE MUSIC HERE*
Marchionne: *immediately gets a machete thrown at him.* AUH- TU PUTTANA- {not translating that go find out yourself.}
*THIRD BOSS BATTLE THINGY BC HES ANGY. NOW HES CORVID.*
Marchionne: *He blasted Mario right in the face with one of those lasers.*
Mario: AU- (I think he cut my forehead open!)
Riba: Mario-! *He turned to Marchionne.* Bastardo! {you can guess by looking at it.}
*Insert fishman and birdman fighting here.*
Mario: *Some of his own blood had gotten in his eyes.. and he felt extremely lightheaded... Crap!*
*Insert them calling each other slurs and bashing their weapons together at this point*
Mario: (I'm loosing too much blood!) *Was the last thought before he passed out from blood loss {L plus ratio.}
Riba: *he had finally beaten Marchionne... Goodness. And only now, did he realize Mario was lying on the floor in a puddle of blood that was still growing.* (Crap!) *He rushed over to Mario* Mario?! Are you o- ....... Are you alive?!
Mario: *grumble of suffering*
Riba: (this is still really really bad- I knew he got hit but I didn't actually think it hit him this bad- whatdoidouhhh goodness mortals are fragile wewawdsawdsa...) Can you get up...?
Mario: *grumble of wtf do you think.*
Riba: okay uh... *He picked Mario up*
Mario: *grunt of pain*
Riba: sorry- We need to get out of this church... I think there's a secret exit somewhere... *he looked around for a bit, before realizing that the statue that was the main attraction of this place, was a bit off, it turned out to have a trap door in it, and Riba immediately went through, popping up on the other side. The back side of the church.* hm... *He realized his hand was wet.. oh how lovely, it was from Marios hair, drenched in blood.* I should probably do something about that wound but i don't have any bandages... only herbs... and no way there fixing this.... *he wiped his hand on his coat, which soaked up the blood fairly evenly.. this gave him an idea...*
Riba: *now that he had wrapped up Mario's head in his coat, he picked him up again and started to move... Maybe he should go east? There were usually towns in the east... Unless that's changed since centuries ago? He didn't know much, but he knew he had to get Mario to some place that would give him proper medical attention...*
Riba: *he feels like he's been trudging on forever... But at least it stopped raining...*
Riba: (Wow.. Stuff has really advanced.. huh?) *even in the distance, he could see the large town in the distance, with an even larger castle in the center of it... (Dunno why but this feels.. Mario-y.)
Riba: *By the time he finally neared the town, he was absolutely exhausted... The sun was rising*
*Almost instantly, a dozen of curious, weird looking mushroom people surrounded him.. though they were quite short, barely the height of his knee.*
"Is that.. Mario?!"
"What happened to him?"
"Where did you find him?!"
"Who are you!?"
*And the one Riba despised most.*
"What did you do to him?!"
Riba: *for a while, these mushroom people rambled random questions- though didn't even let him respond.. or ask anything for that matter* Hey where's the hos-
"How did you find him?!"
Riba: *he let out a frustrated sigh, finding it hard to keep his temper around little creatures who wouldn't even listen.*
*And then, someone parted the crowd of mushroom people... Hold on.. Thats...*
Riba: (Green man?!)
(HAHA CLIFFHANGER- 719 words wahoo!! also our favorite green goober is back!! wowie!! also, sorry again that the first part of this chapter was goofy asf. this is why Riba wasn't allowed to be in the boss battle guys..)
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Mario the Music box fan story
HorreurSo, this story takes place right before Mario is about to kill Riba with a pipe in the ARC game. this is kind of silly and not everything will be canonical bc I'm ✨human✨. also i couldn't think of a cover so enjoy the silly kitten. :D