Helluva boss (Oc Story)

Apology Tour

(The scene starts with Stolas sun bathing outside his palace in front of a pool as he read a book)

(Then in the background showed Blitzø trying to jump over a wall)

(Blitzø then begins talking to Stolas)

Blitzø: Hello, hello, hello Stolas. You have-

(Blitzø falls from the wall as he was now in the yard)

(Blitzø gets back up as he continues)

Blitzø: You haven't been answering my texts, and I sent you a bunch of funny shit. So what gives?

(Blitzø approaches Stolas as Stolas didn't give a shit as he kept reading the book)

Stolas: I was hoping my lack of "ha ha's" in response to the photos you sent would be an indicator I didn't want to talk right now.

Blitzø: Oh come on, Stolas, we just had a rough night. Sides, you always want to hear from me.

(Stolas closes his book as he sighs)

Stolas: Blitz, what is it you want?

Blitzø: I wanna feel like I'm earning my way to earth. Okay? Now get your tight, feathered ass out of that lawn chair and into the bedroom so I can FUCK IT.

(Blitzø gets in front of Stolas as he had a grin, but Stolas was kinda weirded out as he talks)

Stolas: Wow. poetry.

(Stolas gets up from his chair as he continues talking)

Stolas: I'm sure such a statement would have had me swooning by now.

(Stolas walks away as Blitzø follows him)

Blitzø: Uhhh, I- sh- Yeah, sure that wa- okay, that was a shitty way for me to say it. But you usually like it when I talk all dirty, and fucky, and shit.

(Stolas then looks at Blitzø with a "seriously" look)

Blitzø: Come on, we don't have words. We do sex.

Stolas: As shocking as it might seem, Blitz I don't think I'm in the mood to "do sex" with you. In fact, I don't think I'm even in the mood to do words with you! So how about you respect that.

(Stolas continues to walk away as Blitzø follows him)

(They walk under a small tent)

Blitzø: Oh come on, Stolas. You can't mean that. You always love seeing this.

(Blitzø leans against a pole that holds the tent up as he puts on a sexy pose)

Stolas: Seeing you right now is hard! I don't want to feel worse than I already do.

(Stolas puts down his book as he grabs a letter from the table beside them)

Stolas: It's bad enough I got an invite to this anti-Blitzo-party, an honorary invite for being your freshest ex.

Blitzø: Anti-Blitzo-party, who the fuck's behind this?

(Blitzø tries to grab the note from Stolas's hands, but Stolas moves it away)

Stolas: Oh, it's entirely immature. I'd never indulge in this nonsense, it's silly.

(Blitzø then grabs the note)

Blitzø: Real silly. Real fucking classy.

Stolas: Kind of them to invite me, though. It might be rude not to make an appearance.

(Blitzø reads it as the letter was from Verosika Mayday)

Blitzø: Verosika!? Of course that fucking bitch.