Mastermind

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(The scene starts with a shot of Andrealphus's castle)

(The camera goes inside as it shows an Imp butler pouring tea into a small cup that was on a ice table)

(Once the butler was done pouring the tea, it was picked up by Andrealphus as he took a sip of it)

(Andrealphus was sitting across from Stella as Andrealphus talked to her)

Andrealphus: Hmm. You seem in good spirits today.

(The butler also put a cup in front of Stella as he poured tea into it)

Stella: Oh, yes! Stolas has had his heart shat on by that little Imp cretin he was seeing!

(Stella giggles as Andrealphus smiles)

Andrealphus: Oh?

Stella: Yes, I believe he finally learnt that filthy little beast was only using him to gain access to his grimoire!

(Stella laughs some more as she speaks again)

Stella: Fucking moron.

(Andrealphus takes another sip of his tea)

(But when Andrealphus heard Stella say that Blitzø was using the grimoire before he spit the tea out onto the butler)

Andrealphus: Gain- Gain access to-

(Andrealphus coughs a bit until he continues)

Andrealphus: To his what?

Stella: That fancy book thing.

(Andrealphus stumbles his words a bit when he talks)

Andrealphus: D- D- N- No wait, wait, wait, wait! Stolas was letting an Imp use his Goetia giving grimoire? And you didn't tell me?

Stella: Why do you care?

(Then that side of the room Andrealphus was sitting began turning to ice as he talked)

Andrealphus: Because! We have been trying to figure out a means to usurp your horny ex-husband's power, and this whole time you knew about the incredibly illegal thing he was doing and you didn't think it might be a good idea to LET ME KNOW!?

(Andrealphus climbed and crawled on the table as he faced Stella as his powers made the table turn into ice)

(Stella then snaps back as she yells)

Stella: WELL DON'T YELL AT ME!

(Stella calms down as she takes a sip of her tea as she speaks again)

Stella: Now you fucking know.

(Andrealphus gets off the table as he begins walking away)

Andrealphus: You... Are... So lucky you are hot, Stella.

(Stella shrugs as she takes another sip of her tea)

(The scene then cuts to the I.M.P. office as Blitzø was talking to a couple of demons as they were in his office as Blitzø played with a Moxxie toy)

Blitzø: So the four of you are... Remind me again?

Imp: We're interns, sir! We're looking for cool businesses to work for.

(The Imp places down a paper on Blitzø's desk as Blitzø swipes it off)

Blitzø: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what interns are, I'm not an idiot, okay? But I can't really afford new employees at the moment.

(Blitzø was about to press a button underneath his desk)

Imp: Oh, interns work for experience, sir.

(Blitzø stops his hand as he doesn't push the button)

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